Repent! The End Times are nigh! Here are but a few signs of the coming rapture: Nuclear War with Iran! Crash wins best picture! Frenchmen rioting (well, that's not exactly new)! Nintendo releases a genital controlled console! And, most Apocalyptic of all...PUNDITOCRACY RETURNS! Join the one, true politics & culture podcast as it descends locust-like upon the heathen masses. Don't be Kirk Cameron and get left behind!

Join Punditocracy for a celebratory tea-bagging as we marvel at the Democrats' rudimentary cajones. The recent elections, Iraq withdrawal and Madonna's disco-cooter will warm your cockles and prevent shrinkage. It's a politics-and-culture vasectomy reversal!

It's an orgiastic gang-bang of liberal nay-saying! The pundits dance on the graves of Harriet Miers' and "Scooter" Libbey's political careers, all while barely stifling mean spirited giggles. For balance, we brought back our token conservative. We couldn't really hear what he was saying, since we were too busy moaning in self-righteous ecstasy. While we towel ourselves off, enjoy the latest installment of Punditocracy, Lawrence.com's politics and culture talkshow!

The politics and culture talkshow surveys the political damage wrought by Katrina (and soon Rita), discuss the blinding whiteness of soon-to-be Chief Honky John Roberts, and for some reason spends an inexplicable amount of time waxing rapturously about the career of veteran character actor Terry O'Quinn (that bald guy from "Lost"). Hey, it's not "The Situation Room"; it's Punditocracy! We can only hope to be half as funny as Wolf Blitzer...

After sunning in Crawford while the Gulf drowns, we

put our fiddles down long enough to admire President

Nero's flailing administration. It's been awhile, but

Punditocracy is back! Let them eat FEMA cake!

Yes, Punditocracy is back from posting purgatory! We recorded this episode almost two weeks ago, but unfortunately Karl Rove ate it and passed it through the length of his oily sphincter. Since being partially digested by the Prince of Darkness himself, the sound quality is stained and the ending was pinched off by the unholiest of the Unholy's holes. Consider it a recently recovered "lost episode" covering the aforementioned Fecal Flower, dated Supreme Court speculation and Harry Potter fisting.

While attempting to keep perspective in lieu of the London bombings, we try to find some levity in Judith Miller getting prison tats and Lance Armstrong's testicular fortitude. Join us on Punditocracy, the politics & culture talkshow! (It's either us or being lectured to about third-world debt relief on a Live 8 bootleg by Motley Crue...you decide. )

On this Independence Day edition of Punditocracy, we launch a bottle rocket up the Supreme Court's pooper, we toss an IED on Bush's Iraq policy, and we drop a crazy bomb on the "Church" of Scientology. Crack a brew-dog, chomp on a weiner, let freedom ring.

The politics and culture talkshow tackles whiny Republicans with Hitler mustaches and neck fat who want little Timmy to go to school in a cardboard box at Guantanamo Bay. Get bogged down in the quagmire that is...Punditocracy!

We here at Punditocracy have been invited to the Neverland Ranch for Michael Jackson's celebratory beer-blast/child-orgy, so we're taking the week off! Grab the K-Y Jelly and Schlitz...it's time for a road trip!

While we feast on a buffet of jail-bait, we've assembled a compilation of some of our favorite bits from the KJHK days. The topics are a bit moldy, but our invective is as crisp and bitter as freshly brewed malt liquour. Phil Kline, BTK and Martin Scorcesse's body hair are but a few of the targets we take aim at.