The politics and culture podcast lubes up and wallows in the congressional sex scandal. Galen, Aaron and Gavon ponder the political fallout of Page-gate while virtually ignoring the nuclear fallout from North Korea (not enough man-on-boy action). This week's Punditocracy is more salacious than drunken IM sex with a Florida representative and fatter than Dennis Hastert's tainted boxer-briefs!

This installment of Punditocracy requires husky pants, because it's a fatty! Marvel as Aaron and Gavon create more terrorists than the Iraq war, search for Bill Clinton's shoe buried deep within Chris Wallace's ass, and hunt for racist, animal mutilating senators from Virginia! This episode is so big you'll have problems stuffing its decapitated head in a mail box! It's a morbidly obese (and just plain morbid) politics and culture front-butt!

Our inevitably award winning coverage of the 2006 elections continues. (You listening, you bunch of Peabody Committee douche bags?) Paul Morrison, the Democratic candidate for Kansas Attorney General, tells us why he thinks the current occupant of that office sucks at his job. The Kline campaign then responds with a tersely worded verbal wedgie. It's a politics and culture campaign smackdown!

This episode of the politics and culture podcast is chock-full of slander, inaccuracies and partial nudity! Hey, we're a "docudrama"...we can make up as much crap as we want to (and wear as few pants as we see fit). ABC's historical hatchet job on 9/11 and Steve Irwin's non-shocking death both get the revisionist ray sting.

Punditocracy's triumphant return attempts to stimulate more than just your gag reflex. We have a couple of (not fake) interviews: one with former Republican Kent Goyen, who's running for for the Kansas House as a Democrat, and another with KU Prof. Don Haider-Markel, who thinks that running away from the plague-ridden G.O.P. isn't such a bad idea. It's a semi-legit edition of the politics and culture podcast!

When we weren't busy ignoring the World Cup or burning photos of the Jolie-Pitt Anti-Christ, we found the time to speculate on how many virgins await Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in martyr heaven (Hint: He ain't in heaven and Ann Coulter ain't a virgin). Other chaste mentions include Britney Spears' manny, the gay marriage ban and Wesley Crusher. It's a politics and culture abstinence pledge!

Over the Memorial Day weekend, we didn't let those pesky casualties in Iraq get us down...we went to the movies! Join Punditocracy as we shirk our civic responsibility and dish about Tom Hanks, Al Gore and other frivolous wastes of the freedom that our armed services have sacrificed so much trying to preserve. We lower our flags to half staff in honor of the fallen warriors who gave their lives during the making of X-Men III. It's the politics and culture summer movie extravaganza!

Concerned that the government is tapping your phones? Afraid that a Mexican is diluting your precious bodily fluids? Forgot to take your medication? Just pop a Punditocracy and let the politics and culture chemical lobotomy melt your problems away! (Warning: Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean that Tom Cruise isn't out to get you.)

The politics and culture talk-show straps on some fish-nets and gets freaky! Join the street-walkin' pundits as they turn tricks on former CIA chief Porter Goss, Republican Poker (We Hardly Knew Her) Parties, and more. As Jack Abramoff says in frequent phone conversations with Karl Rove, "It's hard out there for a pimp." Of course, if you were working for the NSA, you'd already know that...

In honor of Rush Limbaugh's recent arrest for prescription drug fraud, we're doing the entire show baked on Oxy! Yay! Join the piss-tested pundits on parole as we shoot-up some immigration reform, free-base Donald Rumsfeld and drop Tom Cruise's baby (metaphorically speaking, of course). It's a politics and culture plea bargain!