RHOP reunion, RHOD, RHOC & Married To Med OH MY!! Let's have a Bravo breakdown sesh!

Happy Thursday friends! We dig into the season finale of 'Real Housewives of Potomac' (YAY La Dame!), 'Below Deck: Med', 'Real Housewives of OC' & the most amazing 'Real Housewives of Dallas'. It's gonna be a good day.

Gotta say, we are impressed with how 'Real Housewives of OC' is hitting the ground running with the drama (but place stop calling it a "choo-choo train" because legit gonna barf). 'Below Deck: Med' has poor Chef Ben feeling a little lost, also Travis is missing his bunk mate terribly. THAT DAMN BED FILLED WITH TEDDY BEARS! And wait, did Colin actually break his arm? Finally we find out where Katie is on 'Real Housewives of Potomac' & then Karen launches a surprise attack on Ashley. W E L L. That escalated quickly.

We love a good vaca on & "Real Housewives of Potomac" goes to the Cayman Islands, complete with a missed flight and a huge fight! "Below Deck: Med" puts Captain Sandy in a pickle over who has gotta GTFO. Oh, and Travis sucks. And Colin is the sweetest soul that's walked Earth. That's all.

Season finale of ‘Southern Charm’!! Why do we get 10,000 episode of RHOBH and I feel like So-Char just started? D d d dramaaaa with Ashley and Kathryn and Miss Patricia AND Shep and Austen. Oof, there’s a lot going on here. Below Deck: Med is mostly a day off for the crew & super sloppy drunk shinanigans. ‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ has Giselle gearing up to come after Monique & Candaice isn’t exactly happy with her either. But this all happens at Robyn’s open house, so there’s that. Let’s get into some new Bravo, shall we?!

L I A R! I will never not read that in Robyn’s voice. How good is ‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ this season?! We dig into more of the Michael drama (plus it’s kinda a Halloween episode so you know how that tickles me). It was only a matter of time before Hannah started to pick her victim for this season of ‘Below Deck: Med’ & since Anastasia won’t engage with her and Aesha is in the nicest person on the planet: JUNEEEEE! You’re up, honey **Hannah voice** The final part of the ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ reunion is just as we expected. Camille really turns up on the ladies & they trash LVP ((am I sleeping or watching this again for the 10,000th time or sleeping or…))

‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ IS SO F’ING GOOD!! The hoedown country soiree was a total dumpster fire & we dig into all the butt-grabbing details. ‘Southern Charm’ takes the crew to go skiing & Craig flies off the whole handle. ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ starts the reunion with Camille & Denise having a pissing contest over celebrity divorces & who the REAL queen of B-Hills is. ‘Below Deck: Med’ has us scratching our heads over why Travis and Jack just don’t want to work. Like, really. Someone tell us.

WTF is Shep's malfunction on 'Southern Charm'? Like, really. We want to know. We dig into the newest episode, it was pretty juicy. 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' included Teddi's blackout, drunk shinanigan apologies and OMG Camille. Just like that, she secured her spot for the next season of RHOBH lol. 'Below Deck: Med' got pretty intense in the galley after Mila STILL isn't able to perform and Hannah is ready to engage in mortal combat with her. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS WEEK IS THE LAST RHONY UNTIL NEXT SEASON?! Le sigh.

Okay here we go, 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' is finally starting to get good! Why do Kyle & Teddi want Erika to be mad at Rinna so bad? 'Below Deck: Med' was more Mila & her crappy food but now everyone is pissed at her (rightfully so). 'Southern Charm' is literally an RV trip from hell mixed with how we have more in common with Patricia than we thought.

Sooooo Lisa Vanderpump is OUT for the ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ reunion & more?! We gotta talk about this! ‘Southern Charm’ got real awk when the girls confront Kathryn about going MIA with her new man (and spending a butt –ton of money lately). Let’s see how this unfolds! Luann continues to live on her own planet on ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ and more from the Miami trip. Ya gotta love when the ladies go on trips. Huzzah!! ‘Below Deck: Med’ starts with a huge WTF on that chef (Nachos?! Ranch on the burgers?! Those tacos?!??)