Puppies, Wine and Snacks

‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ wasn’t a complete snooze-fest this week because at least we got a Halloween party (also cue me being insanely jealous of Farrah getting Halloween-themed bday parties, can I switch my birthday?) and Rinna is back to her old tricks once Kim Richards showed up. Do we REALLY think Rinna is THAT HURT from getting the bunny back? Let’s discuss. ‘Southern Charm’ is a healthy balance of Kathryn spending a ton of money/dating a guy who is giving the crew Thomas vibes and Shep celebrating the idea that Austin and Madison miiiiiight break up (THE BAND’S BACK TOGETHER!). ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ was IN-CRED-I-BLE. A Christmas episode mixed with a drunk af Miami vacation? Yes please. Luann is confronted yet again for not being a good friend but in the drunkest, messiest way possible.

Wait, so Luann went BACK IN JAIL today?! This makes dissecting the latest ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ pretty interesting. I mean RHONY is always MVP in my book and this week is no different, Lu definitely feels ganged up on. Whose side are you on? The final part of the ‘Vanderpump Rules’ reunion was eh, ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ made me feel sedated, ‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ = mic dramaaaa (come down 4th wall!) & whoaaaa Kathryn and Whitney hooked up on ‘Southern Charm’?! ALSO HOW IS CHELSEA SO HANDY?! It’s a good week for Bravo, let’s dive in!!

Listen to me break down the latest "Real Housewives of New York City" plussss you have a chance to win a 4 Florida Resident Discover Disney 3 Day tickets! We finally get to see Tinsley have her Big Apple Circus moment & whew it is an emotional roller coaster. I am already nominating Dale to snag her apple, we can have the very first mother-daughter dream team on a Real Housewives franchise! Luann is gonna host a Halloween party, Ramona & Barbara going shopping together is awkward as to be expected & Sonja is, as Dale says it best, "made for the circus". I need to re-watch that scene 10,000 times over.

Why is "Real Housewives of New York" so good to us? More of the Berkshires & more fighting over the fish room. Katie offers her suggestion to fix the fish room drama. "Vanderpump Rules" includes recovering from Mexico & a TON of party invites and a party that not everyone was invited to. That was super awkward. "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continues to be a snooze fest but it was the end that left us shook & the shade that a certain someone threw at LVP.

'Real Housewives of New York" is a GIFT from the gods. Point period blank. We discuss the fish room drama, there's a lot. 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' ends in an epic Kyle-Lisa-Ken blowup that is now an online challenge & we ponder... would you want to go on vacay with the 'Vanderpump Rules' crew?? I'M GONNA BLACKOUT!

Chelsea Handler is back with her first book in 5 years and her first memoir: "LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME"! Plus she will be coming to Ruth Eckerd Hall Thursday, May 16th. Katie chats with her about what we can expect from the tour, friendship, women empowerment & the most extra fan interaction to date.

The clam bake drama rages on during 'Real Housewives of New York' & we discuss doggy bag etiquette, Lala flies completely off the handle on 'Vanderpump Rules', 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' had us asking, wait WHY is Teddi a victim & Eva had us cryingggg on 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'

Oooh 'Real Housewives of New York City' is BACK people! We dissect the season 11 premiere plus the final installment of the RHONJ complete with house-husband taglines & an appearance by Danielle Staub. 'Vanderpump Rules' was all about the demise of Carter and Kristen (is it because Katie & Stassi are "d!icks"?). We find out why Nene flies off the handle during this week's 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' (I was like whattttt) & 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' is FULL of more Lucy Lucy Apple Juice drama. So about those texts Ken prints off...

Who DOESN'T need a 70-inch ponytail?! Amazing. Lisa Rinna launches a smear campaign (imo) on Lisa Vanderpump as the ladies decide if Dorit is POS in the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice drama. Oh, this happens in the Bahamas too. Yay "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is so good & this is only the 3rd episode! On "Vanderpump Rules" we find out why Lala & Rand take a break, also more about why Crazy Kristen came to play in Solvang.