By Pure Boys
The podcast currently has 181 episodes available.
Shows done! Maybe we'll do a wrap up episode. Maybe? Either way we're both burned out and think the show has run its course. Should have wrapped it up at 100 I guess
Say goodbye to that crazy old witch lady because her health is totally fricked! Luckily Heartland is available to take in Sugarfoot her mini horse! And wouldn't you know it... Lou chunks it again by falling in love with the horse despite it only being a temporary resident. Ya bLOU it!
If you love men talking about how much they love their wives and also talking to their wives who are off screen then you'll love THIS episode!
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We're BACK in the saddle again with another great Heartland episode! Milf Aunt and Grandpa Jack take things up a notch (no she doesn't give him road dome), Ty and Amy takes things up a notch (no she doesn't give him road dome they're teenagers for Christ's sake) and Heartland finally puts the STUD in Stud Farm because they've got a big ol horse that needs calming so he can get his nut. Also there's a man with a burn on his face!
Heartland ranch! Is this great or what? And it's all Super Bowl themed! That's right we've got a new 80 For Brady minute and of course Thank God I'm a Country Boy is back with another banger!
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YEEE HAW there's a roundup and you know what that means!?!?! Ty and Grandpa Jack are going to rustle up some cattle. But what's this?!?! The Trail Daddy is none other than Daddy himself!?!?!? OMG how will Grandpa Jack handle this? By being a little baby? CORRECT!
Also Heartland gets its best character with the introduction of the crazy old woman who gives Amy herbs to help a pregnant mare. Pregnant mare? More like pregnant merde amirite french speaking Canadians?
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It wouldn't be Heartland if there wasn't a horse in trouble. There's a new horse on the ranch and his name is YEEE HAW!
I can't believe Amy was surprised the horse responds to verbal commands. All horses for all of time respond to verbal commands Amy. Maybe whisper a little more to them horses and figure out a thing or two!
Yee haw let's play some puck
Big Sh*tty CARL joins Heartland for his one and only episode. Unless Lou is secretly pregnant later down the line but... nah?
No Daddy in this episode. What the hell?
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Bend at the break of day you sank into... a dream! Ty is still gone from Heartland Ranch and only Amy can convince him to come back! Also Lou gets it in her big dumb city head that they need a commercial to spice things up at the ranch. So what does she do? Hires a wedding photographer and then insults/undermines them the entire time resulting in an amateurish commercial that totally works!! Way to go Lou!
No Daddy in this episode. What the hell?
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Daddy done done it. And by done it we mean get addicted to pain pills and let his temper take over and THAT'S why Grandpa Jack doesn't want him around Heartland!! Well he didn't hit anyone so you can forgive WORDS. Words don't mean shit! Also that milfs nephew moves onto the farm and maybe that's the reason that Ty moves out?!?!?! OH NO!!!! Who will fall in love with Amy now?!?!?
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YEEEE HAW!!!! This episode features THREE horse stories! Amy is NOT a horse whisperer and neither was her dead mom so stop calling her that! Ty is a real sweetheart of the rodeo and definitely has a little crush on Amy. Also he LOVES a Dukati. Grandpa Jack is getting flirted with left right and centre. Lucky guy! Lou is just doing Lou stuff (like inviting Daddy to the open house). And Pegasus is finally eating again and has started mourning the loss of his owner. Phew! Thought he was going to be taking a one way trip to the glue factory!
Val gets absolutely dummied in this episode and it's so great to see. Get fricked Val you're NEVER banging Grandpa Jack! Also Stephen Amell is never coming back!
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Well you can't spell Blew It without Lew (Lou?). Way to send that horse back to its owner without making sure it's ready ya dingus! The ranch is already in financial trouble Lou we can't have you fricking things up. But she's new at it and is going to make mistakes so all is forgiven. Also Ty build Amy a jumping track so she can start training Spartan. What a nice guy. I mean... he's just doing it to get in her pants (she's 15 and he's also potentially a teen so calm down) but a kind gesture is still a kind gesture!
My god we're definitely going to have a horse jumping showdown between Amy and her rival Ashley before this season is done. Episode 12 I bet. Calling my shot now!
Grandpa Ketamine doesn't take any shit from anyone. Even from Val who wants to jump in his saddle if you catch my drift. But Val... if you want to bang Grandpa Jack so bad why are you out here spreading rumours that Heartland Ranch is garbage? That is some weird negging if you ask me. Definitely DLV (demonstrating lower value)
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COWGIRL SUMMER III IS HERE!!! YEEEEE HAW!
If you listened to the last episode you would have heard, right at the very end, that the Pure Boys are over that God shit. So over it. We were also tired of giving a platform to a hateful man like Kevin Sorbo and the folks that support him/the people he supports (this is not a political podcast). So it's time for a change. A fresh start. The first 100 episodes were great and now it's time to move on to Cowgirl Summer III: Heartland Season 01. That's right ya'll we're talking about the first season of the CBC classic Heartland. It doesn't get much cowgirlier than that. Unless we watched Reba. Damn maybe we should have watched Reba. Oh well we've already committed to Heartland so there's no going back.
Over the next 13 weeks we're all going to get to know and love folks like Amy, Lou, Grandpa Ketamine, the vet, Ty, Spartan the horse and of course... a dead mother. Cowgirl Summer Forever!!!!
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The podcast currently has 181 episodes available.