Zacharoni will NEVER forgive Johnny for saying "No" to watching The Lawnmower Man

Also Justin AND Ali spend back to back scenes cruising U (wayne)Night

BRONSON PEARL IS DEAD! 

The anti christ gets a total "glow up" and Helen is back! Lawnmower Man plays a guy who has to go into VR to stop bad things from happening. A guy in a wheelchair falls in love with a blind woman. SO MUCH HAPPENS!!!

Plus we discover the future of beverages as we know it!

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URINE!

How does Erin sleep at night? She's truly a monster. Zacharoni has a prediction about her character that's straight out of a Nostradamus book. 

Honestly this 5 minutes is the rawest so far. It's Erin taking a big fat dooker on Allison in 2 scenes. Also Allison meats Justin and they play checkers while flirting. Is this the start of exciting things in Allisons life? Maybe we'll find out in the next 5 minutes. Probably not. 

Hopefully we see some more of AlliCat28's dating profile!!!!!!!

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November is here and you know what that means!

It's time for the Apocalypse Quintology!

We're starting things off by watching the first movie in the Lalonde Brothers EPIC movie series! 

The Apocalypse isa coming and the best way to show it is by using stock footage of real human suffering and lots of shots of the news! Seriously this is basically "News: the Movie". The two protagonists (including the hunky Bronson Pearl) are news anchors and most of the movie is them reading the news. 

This one is just a taste of what's to come though because after the Rapture happens, those that are "Left Behind" (another Lalonde Bro classic) will have to deal with the friggin ANTI CHRIST! Can't wait to see where the next movies go.

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We heard your complaints and we rolled over immediately. Now the word ***** will be censored. We're really sorry

This week! Cute Ryan is cute! Allison eats fries AND pizza! Young Adults! Bedfords! Erin commits a mortal sin!

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It's the end of the world as we know it... and I feel Swine???

Pureflix and David A.R. White and Fat Scott Aukerman present Jerusalem Countdown! It's a movie about the rapture... that should be a slam dunk right? Nope it's super boring for MOST of the run time. However at the end FSA gets in on the action and the movie gets kicked up like 10 notches. BAM!

In the words of some guy from Counter Strike... "Terrorists Win"

Pureflix you're crazy for this one! 

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Mid Week Freak Treat rolls on (emphasis on the rolls amirite?!?!)!

Instead of moving on to "Sons of Thunder" we decided to detour and do a hardcore breakdown of the movie "Fat Chance" in 5 minute increments. Why? Cause frick you that's why!

We cover minutes 0:00-5:00 on this debut episode. What happens in this chunk of the movie (emphasis on chunk amiritie?)... nothing you idiots it's the first 5 minutes. Allison is overweight and everyone hates her. Roll credits (emphasis on roll...did I already do this?)

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Jose Canseco look-a-like gets "forced into retirement" from the police force and his brother gets him a job as a high school teacher/baseball coach. From there he goes on to investigate the MURDER OF JESUS CHRIST! All of this is exactly what happens in this week's movie!

There is a WILD twist in regards to who wrote this movie and who all these characters are but I'm not going to spoil it here! You gotta listen to the episode baby

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THIS IS IT! The series finale of "Hitting the Breaks". It's been a real roller coaster of emotion and now that we're at the end I can proudly say... We have watched Hitting the Breaks. 

Guest stars galore (okay just 1). Arlen is back! The bunny man speaks Italian.

In the end does Dan wake up inside the burning wreckage of his car after WHOAAA he crashed into the mall? Guess you'll have to listen to the whole damn thing to find out.

Pureflix this one wasn't your best effort but this last episode kind of stuck the landing. Zach thinks it's the best of the series so you got that going for you. Hit us up at [email protected] and we can discuss our show notes with you

YES I SUPER PICKY!!!!!!!

God bless ALL podcasts!

This week we're talking the 2016 Anthony Hackett CLASSIC "Love Different"! Full disclosure... we are NOT the people who should be discussing this movie and black culture in general but here we are!

Executive Produced by God! This movie is the equivalent of "White people drive like this and black people drive like this" joke from The Simpsons. It's great!

Stay tuned at the very start for Zacharoni's NEW THEME SONG IN FULL! You thought Use This Gospel was holy? Wait till you hear Use This Podcast!

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