YES, I SUPER PICKY! Our twitter got shut down because we kept tweeting at random real people "Yes I super picky! #StopAsianHate #SonicMovie2". Petition Twitter to let us back on!  Help us! Help stop asian hate! Help make a second Sonic movie! Help! Help stop the head of the East India Company from blowing up Philadelphia and stopping the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Help!

Yes i super picky! Help!

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WHAT IS MALIBU DAN THE FAMILY MAN RELOADED? That show is just the OG Malibu Dan the Family Man series just in a different order?! What is even that!?!?! We tweet at David A.R. White about it in a rage!

Oh and Emily got an F on her english test so that sucks too

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WE ARE THE WATCHERS! What if Aliens were actually Angels?!?! What if the Annunaci and the Igigi were actually the Bene Sumahr? What if the spice melange was what caused blue eyes and was a byproduct of the sand worms eating the sand? What if Paul Atreidies WAS betrayed by the padishah emperor? What if Arakkis could be terraformed into a habitable planet and the spice was controlled by one house? What would that mean for galactic trade? I mean... what if right?

If there is no episode on Wednesday than Johnothon FAILED

Also 4/20 baybee!

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SURPRISE! This episode doesn't make a LICK of sense. It's Dan's birthday on Saturday so Kate comes to work and tells Dan she wants him to throw Arlen a surprise birthday party on Saturday even though Arlens birthday isn't for 2 months and Dan agrees to it even though it's his ACTUAL birthday on Saturday and then it turns out that Kate just wanted to distract him so she could throw HIM a surprise birthday party but like just get him to go paintballing or something there's no need to go through this elaborate ruse of getting him to plan and buy things for a fake surprise party on his actual birthday since you're just going to be buying things and planning a real surprise birthday party in the meantime. The whole thing just doesn't make a lick of sense!

Trigger warning! There's some talk of suicide in this episode and also is it illegal to ask men to send you pictures of their "of age" nipples on Twitter @pureboyspod?

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On this Freaky Tuesday episode, Zach and John Face/Off and feel 17 Again for the 2020 Classic Switched. This is not a movie about babies getting switched at the hospital... this is a full on Brain Swap movie. 

The bully and the bullied switch brains and guess what... they both learn lessons. Isn't it wild to walk a day in someone elses shoes? Also i guess they both find out God exists and that he answers prayers in the most insane way possible. Does God do this often? What other weird magic tricks can God do? 

Denise Richards is in this! I guess Christmas came twice this year.

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Early morning episodes are weird as frick! Dan and Kate have a disagreement and so Dan abandons his family. Good luck following what the rest of the episode is about because this one is off the rails. Shout out to Paul Reiser's books about parenting!

Jonny and Zachy get their freak on both figuratively and literally. Pure Flix, after listening to this episode how could you NOT give us a morning show? We love you!

Yo this movie is HYPE

Aaron Beckman is a retired hitman who got out of the life. When a beloved family member is "killed", Beckman must return to the life he worked so hard to leave in order to get REVENGE. Carving a bloody path of vengeance through one of America's major metropolis's, he meets a colourful cast of hitmen (and hitwomen) who are either there to help him... or to STOP HIM. Will John Wick Aaron Beckman get revenge? Or does God have something else in mind for him?

This is legit and unironically the best movie we've watched on this show. The cinnamontography is on point, the fight scenes are well shot and exciting (Tommy's apartment fight being the high point) and William Baldwin is having the time of his life playing Reese, a billionaire cult leader. 

Seriously everyone... watch Beckman. It's fricking awesome

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Hope you enjoyed our little April Fools prank episode! Here's the real episode!

Dan said "I don't need to star in EVERY episode of this series right?" APRIL FOOLS! Turns out the side characters cannot carry an episode on their own. APRIL FOOLS! Plus it was just heartbreaking not to look at Dan and Kate's cutie pie relationship. APRIL FRICKIN FOOLS! Anyway, whatever, Arlen babysits Emily and he enlists Nicole, Reggie and Hollidae St Claire to help him. We also find out that Hollidae has been dinging Mr Bam Wallets car doors with her own like a jerk! If you're into Shibari you'll love this episode!

David A.R. White please listen to our advice in this episode and ALWAYS be the star of Malibu Dan the Family Man. We love you!

Oh yeah there's no Slitherachi in this episode so that's a minus as well. Slitherachi Shibari... is that anything? No

Steel Harbour 2017 The 2nd Civil War 

The old democracy is overthrown by a tyrannical new group called the “Congressional Directorate”. Every city in the nation is under martial law except one - Steel Harbour, the last free city. A secluded island of shrinking independence. It is a place marked by chaos and crime, providing a home for a new kind of mercenary…

MALIBU DAN!

April Fools ya'll we love you. The actual episode will be coming out later today on April 1st so you get 2 episodes in 1 day! You lucky duck.

God please forgive us for putting Jesus over Pam Anderson's nipples but what can you do.... It's sweeps week!

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PURE FLIX AND DAVID A.R. WHITE SKIP THIS ONE! 

God's favourite podcast!

The boys discuss the frick out of Easter and all its great elements. Zach recounts all his religious Easter memories (crowd surfing a giant cross anyone?) and they sort of talk about this week's movie. The movie sucked anyway so it's not a big deal that it barely gets mentioned. 

7 am recording sessions bring a weird weird energy to this pure pure show. The boys slowly go insane talking about all their favourite Bible stories and how everything in there totally makes sense and is good!

Judah the Lion is a CGI kids movie about the animals that were at the birth of Jesus and also at his DEATH. Michael Madsen plays a raven!

Share your favourite religious Easter memories with us at [email protected] or on twitter @pureboyspod. And be sure to give us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. We love you! Hoppy Easter!