The Mr. Dictator Pageant suffers some setbacks, a senator apologizes for indiscretions behind his podium, and a presidential candidate campaigns with the blues.

A father gives his daughters an ill-fated lesson on capitalism, a couple argue about purchasing a holographic video system, and a man promises the girl of his dreams one economic stimulus payment's worth of passion.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar . . .

A young lion's hapless father aspires to be King of the Jungle.

Werewolves and a reluctant Monster's Bride struggle with the indignities of the modern age.

Synopses of lesser known Steven Seagal films and the Greatest Love Story Ever Told.

Gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta have a job.

Five elves from different socioeconomic backgrounds discuss life in the North Pole.

"What's the Most Humiliating Thing You Would Do on Television for Fifty Dollars?" and other pressing questions posed and pondered by reality TV producers and contestants.

Lobster Boy, Slime Girl, Awesome Jr., the Amazing Fireball, and the lover of the Blue Flash discuss the harsh realities of lives spent battling evil in spandex.