You already know what time we're on this week! The slap heard around the world by the saddest man in show biz - The Fresh Cuck of Bel-Air himself, Willimina Pinkett.

Our favorite guest, Janel Fernandez, pops in this week to fill in for our brother Joshua who's out on paternity leave thanks to the birth of our new niece - EMMA RO!!!

The guys weigh in on what transpired last week and none of us could find anyway to back this clown up. All of us being big fans of him and his success have had a difficult time watching what has transpired these last two years or so. Ever since Jada Shakur whipped her di** out on the red table, Will has been served on a platter every chance his cougar son's friend smashing wife has gotten - and he's done nothing. Until this week. Slapping Chris Rock shocked us all, especially over the cheapest joke Chris has said. So we try our best to dig deep and see what could have led to this madness.

Significant others and gas expulsion, when in the relationship does it become cool? Or does is not ever? We also speak on the worst mayor New York has ever had and his bi***a**ness when it's come down to "rules" and regulations. And much much more on our path to... EPISODE 100!!!

We kick things off right with a special shout out to the Ukraine and those in pain. We're still unsure of all the truths behind what's going on, so if anyone cares to inform us with backed up data, text "Putin" to 917-810-3065, followed up by texting an iNote of the explanation so we could discuss on next week's episode.

Now on to the lighter stuff... Some Hispanic dude hits the lotto for the SECOND time in two years and Josh questions; Is this a blessing or added stressing? As a degenerate gambler he gives us insight into the mentality of being "in it to win it"... Kyle Sh**face (come sue me for defamation too scumbag! Jonathan Cheddie btw) decided he's owed bread by the journalists and media outlets who "wrongfully" mocked him for shooting people... huh?!

Thousands of devout Catholics in Arizona (sh** state dos) are told they aren't REALLY Catholic anymore because a priest was off by one word at their baptism, so Cheddie wants to know what the Catholic King, Guapo Contreras, believes is just in this situation... Charlamagne the Regular Person gets a taste of his own medicine, as people dig up an interview where he pretty much tells Ye to just shut up and dribble instead of pursuing fashion, and now the internets has dubbed him Donkey of The DECADE for his cold a** take. Is they right to attack him, o' is they wrong?? 

Josh gives his Locks of the Week and makes a foolish claim about the Timberwolves and the Dominican Don Karl Anthony Towns, which Handsome rebuttals and.. well just check it out and do your Googles, let's see who got that one correct.

ENJOY!!

After two long years of patiently waiting the people finally get what they've been waiting for - 

Handsome's latest project "Fior's Retard" is finally here! 

Available on DSP's everywhere at 12:07am on March 5th 2022 (Cinco de Marzo -bka- The Greatest Day in History -aka- #GDIH)

Please go show us support and enjoy the 25 minute ride through the beautiful tortured mind of one of the greatest writers of our generation.

Text a screenshot of you listening to the project on your favorite DSP to 917-810-3065 

To win one of the 7 slots at a special listening party going down for Handsome's follow-up project "I'm Good We Good"

going down at a secret location with very special guests - you won't wanna miss this!

The young brother Stephanos Groutas (@StephGrout) revisits PCXC Studios  this week to talk beats, brawls, broads & basketball.  

We weigh in on the debacle that took place between Dani Leigh's brother  and rap superstar DaBaby, which then led us to ask how we ourselves cope  with family drama once it's done. Meek gets subby this past week by  saying no one ever put him onto game in the game until recently, when  he, Hov, Lil Baby (and some head honcho investor dude) bought 2000's  nostalgia brand, Mitchell & Ness. Are throwbacks coming back into  style or even better - is Josh onto something when thinking this can be  an NFT move?  

Donda was supposed to come out (and obviously hasn't) but we want to  know how many of us out there really plan on purchasing Ye's Stem  Player, just to hear his latest material? Even if we aren't though, do  we respect his move to take back control from an industry that thinks  less of us?   

This show was so packed we won't even attempt to give you it all in this  description, tune in because this one was FWAYGO from start to finish -  ENJOY!

Cheddie had the crowd POPPIN' this past V-Day and he refused to play some of the most classic love sh** out there, so we get right to why and I think most people are gonna side with Josh and Cheddie on this one. Donda 2 has had people going nuts and apparently Cudi & Ye aren't above the madness. They get into it online when Ye says he can't have friends of his enemies on his momma's album which leads us to ask - when is it cool to be cool with the other side.. or is it a big NO-NO?

Julia Fox tries taking a page out of the Tindler Swindler's book and claims she was g'ing Ye after he breaks her heart and crushes her little soul. This has us question whether or not is cool to give money to your partner and expect it back, and if so how much is too much? Speaking of BIG MONEY we roll right into the biggest show on earth - The Superbowl Halftime Show! We grade it based off performances, special guests, and a slew of other things - ENJOY!

Valentine's Day brings out the best in everyone who isn't bitter, and nothing shows more love than chillin' wit' your friends. This week Janel Fernandez (@TheJanelFernandez -aka- The Guest That Never Leaves) makes a special appearance.

Janel discusses his new plans now that Tom Brady is gone and the Patriots seem to be a little off. Brunch Banter asks "What should single folk be up to on Valentine's Day?". We talk New York gambling being in full swing and have Kevin Cheddie and Suraj Patel (Queens Bully) chime in on their gambling habits. Georgia is telling women to snitch on their exes for some moola and much more!

Metaverse again this week so that everyone's favorite host could join in on the fun after last week's Robles switch - Joshie's back with a vengeance!

The snow storm had a few of us out of commission but there was NOTHING that could stop our good ol' buddy Joey B from marrying the love of his life Carinna, so we give a quick cheers to the young husband. We discuss what the cast members would do if they found $3M's in their spam like the Michigan chick. Bruce Arians decides it's okay for him to punch grown men, so Cheddie wants to know how we'd all handle our grown children getting snuffed.

Riri and Rocky break the hood internet with their recent baby news... and Drizzy is feelin' dizzy. Minority coaches are being bamboozled left and right and Flores has had enough of it - why aren't there more of us running teams??? Y mucho mas!!

We leave the metaverse meetup room this week and make it back to our headquarters for the first OFFICIAL episode of 2022!

Topics this week include the girl who gave her kidney and got DUMPED shortly after - smh! Jay & Meek's push to get rid of the bullsh** a** anti-hiphop laws. Tom Brady's stellar L this past weekend. Mahomes' prowess over the wackest team in NY (not statistically but who gives a sh**). And much much more!

Ladies & Uglymen - welcome to season 6!

Drake made headlines (pun intended) this past week for getting saucy with his pregnancy prevention techniques. A young lady doing criminal activity by trying to take semen from a condom and trapping a celebrity, gets hot sauce in her cooch from Drake's used condom, but instead of asking why this criminal would do this everyone pokes fun at Drake - are they right?

Two cornball podcasters had the internets a blaze as well when they stated in their dating preferences black women were excluded; is not dating a particular race (even if your own) a sign of disrespect? Or do we have the right to like what we like? The guys discuss the whole Antonio Brown incident as well as a man suing the Jets & Giants for falsely claiming to be NY teams while playing in Jersey and causing him emotional stress (why didn't we think of that?!).

Pete Rock is coming at the Nas estate for overdue publishing and much more, including a surprise Meta Guest; Diego Martinez Jr.

Final episode of this WONDROUS year - 2021!!  Of course we know this year was a sh** show in terms of lives lost and  economic treachery (not to mention being mandated left and right and not  much of it making sense), BUT, we are glad to have made it through.  

We greatly appreciate the doors that were opened for us and our show  this year. The amount of love we were shown by not only our friends and  family who supported, but also our listeners who stuck it out with us  during our growth.  

Obviously due to current circumstances we thought it best to enter the  new year safely and at home to protect our loved ones. However, we knew  you guys deserved at LEAST one more go 'round to close out 2021 - we owe  it to you all.  

This episode was done in our new metaverse offices and we feel it went  well, but fear not we have NO plans to abandon our set and give you guys  the quality you've come to expect from us. We discussed our Christmas season doings, the many losses  and wins of 2021, and how we plan on tackling 2022!!  

Ladies and Uglymen, again, we can NOT thank you enough for being here  for us. We plan on making 2022 an even better experience for the Purple  Faithful. May your families be blessed and your hearts less stressed.  

2022 we comin' for you... HAAAAAAND!

We're coming up on a time now where social media is so personal that even debt collectors are joining in on the action. According to recent reports they're trying to instill laws that allow debt collectors to pop up in our DM's, and monitor how we've been spending or bread; invasion of privacy or modern day piracy?

Stevie J is at it again. This time he's grabbing headlines for trying to get Faith Evans to pay alimony in their divorce case - yikes! The guys discuss how feminine or not this move is (don't cancel us lady patrol, it's just a joke... made by Handsome, none of our corporate hosts agree with this statement). The Pope comes out with his own Catholic rules apparently and thinks damning sex out of wedlock is no longer bedrock. Guess he's moving with the times like these debt collectors.

Ye & Drake hit the stage in L.A. for Larry Hoover, but what does this mean for their personal relationship? Some of us believe it's all smoke and mirrors set aside for what they deem a bigger cause - but how long will it last before the Gemini Genius and the Sentimental Scorpio are at each others necks again?? (no pause). Y mucho mas!!!