Dave Schwartz (@Dave_Schwartz) of Kare 11 sports fame joins the show to talk about the Minnesota Fightin' Vikings, Bowties, and I explain what a PhunkeeDuck is.Other "Uptown. PhunkeeDuck. Uptown PhunkeeDuck." Talking Points Include:• Whatever a PhunkeeDuck is, it looks stupid• Amazon Shoutout to JP!• Dave Schwartz • Dave went to Hobart. Which is NOT Hogwarts• Backstory, how did he get his start?• Is sports news as fun as he makes it seem?• Quick Wolves Chat: Karl-Anthony Towns + Tyus Jones #OneOfUs• Oddest Vikings offseason he's covered?• What it was like covering "Favre Watch"• Visanthe Schiancoe eats chicken wings weird• Thoughts on the Adrian Saga Wrapping Up• Second chance for Adrian Peterson• What to expect from Teddy in 2015• Cordarrelle Patterson is boom or bust this year• Thoughts on the Draft• Biggest question mark remaining: Offensive Line• Biggest Surprise So Far: Mike Wallace• Dave's STONE COLD HOT TAKE• The Gauntlet• Do Adam Thielen & Marcus Sherels have to worry?• Dave compares his hockey game to Matt Cooke. Take note, #WildTwitter• Josh Robinson's Social Media Gaff• #BuyDavesTies for Parkinsons Research - http://www.parkinsonmn.org/2015/04/01/buydavesties/All that and other "6 Weeks Til Training Camp Seems Like a Lifetime" chatter on this edition of the Purple FTW! Podcast!An Andy Carlson Joint.Follow us on Twitter: @PurpleForTheWin - http://twitter.com/purpleforthewinVisit the Website: http://purpleftw.comSubscribe to Podcast on iTunes: http://purpleftw.com/itunesWe're also on Stitcher! http://purpleftw.com/stitcherMusic for the Purple FTW! podcast is created by & produced by deeB.To hear more of his tracks, check out http://soundcloud.com/deeb