Girls going through “personal transformations” is code for actively  attempting to go insane. Also, the ultimate progressive end game plan  for relationships, (hopefully you won’t like it), and why you should  never go down on a girl.

Originally broadcast August 28th, 2019.

Winston Churchill used to get the black dog. Stupid old fart. He used to take afternoon naps too. What a loser. I might have been a bit pissed off when I recorded this on Sunday.

Originally broadcast August 19th, 2019.

The one where I describe the worst road trip across Europe, ever. Also, how I began to liberate myself from my recent divorce.

Originally broadcast August 12th, 2019.

How hard is it to find a good hooker? Is it as hard as finding a good  woman? Do good hookers exist? Does my bum look big in this?

Tune in to find out.

Originally broadcast July 28th, 2019.

The one where I discuss how to make a man of yourself and why it is so important.

Guest David Hiscox from XYZ Magaine joins me for a pre-election rundown of how we think the Australian election will play out.

Originally broadcast May 5th, 2019.

The one where I read a letter to an online sex advice columnist from a  woman who wants no strings attached sex but can’t find it, and in the  process we discover what it is that women actually want.

Originally broadcast April 27th, 2019.

After a brief rundown on my thoughts on my USA visit, I cover the  difficult circumstances in which I presently find myself and the steps  that you need to take when you find yourself in dire straits. An  important episode for anyone who will ever find themselves in hard  times, which means you.

Originally broadcast April 13th, 2019.

I went on a holiday during the holiday season and I hate the holiday season.

Plus, my battles with road rage, spectacles, the Allies’ bombing  campaign against Germany was bullshit, how we should have made peace  with Germany in 1943, and do men need to dress well?

Originally broadcast January 4th, 2019.

The one where I complain at length on the inability of retail outlets to meet customer expectations.

Originally broadcast December 23rd, 2018.