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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:35 NYC has a real dog shit problem on its hands

00:21:55 Putin, Xi & other world leaders met to discuss immortality, have sex with prostitutes & check out China’s nuclear weapons

Man Time Moves

00:31:00: Russian dad breaks into waterpark to give his son an unforgettable 11th birthday party

00:34:10 A Male guinea pig named Randy broke into the female enclosure and impregnated all of them

00:36:50 Greta Thunberg is being memed for her new haircut as she once again tries to sail to Gaza

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