To all the naysayers and poo-pooers: Eat it! The Timbers are back in the drivers seat and the season is not in the shitter after all... And speaking of #2, we all get to relive Jonathan's harrowing health scare in excruciating detail. You can too if you chose to, but we'll give you the mark to skip to if you have any sense.

INTRO: PVSP theme by Greg Donelly 
OUTRO: Randy by Dolly Parton - https://youtu.be/ESXjCYIFBcQ
OUTRO - Thriller (Taylor Twellman Mix) by Greg Donnelley
OUTRO - Butts Butts Butts from the Bobs Burgers soundtrack

To all the naysayers and poo-pooers: Eat it! The Timbers are back in the drivers seat and the season is not in the shitter after all... And speaking of #2, we all get to relive Jonathan's harrowing health scare in excruciating detail. You can too if you chose to, but we'll give you the mark to skip to if you have any sense. INTRO: PVSP theme by Greg Donelly OUTRO: Randy by Dolly Parton - https://youtu.be/ESXjCYIFBcQ OUTRO - Thriller (Taylor Twellman Mix) by Greg Donnelley OUTRO - Butts Butts Butts from the Bobs Burgers soundtrack

PVSP 35 - S2E10: You're All Idiots.

Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die.

For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else. 

But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:

“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann

"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie 

“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
    - definitely the real Merritt Paulson

“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?”
    - Diego

“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
    - Dane

“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
    - your grandma

“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
    - Tyler

“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
    -McG

“I quit.”
    - Randy

Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN

Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail -  503-583-4235
Facebook -  https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer

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Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die. For breaking soccer news… For insight that excels… For expert analytics… ...you better go somewhere else. But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying: “I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.” - Hugh Mann "Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state." -Stephanie “I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.” - definitely the real Merritt Paulson “¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?” - Diego “They're pretty nice, for assholes.” - Dane “They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?” - your grandma “I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.” - Tyler “Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!” -McG “I quit.” - Randy Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

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