We start off chatting about refusing to put the heating on, getting old and suddenly feeling the cold, unwanted erections on London buses and why MedExpress might be your best mate these days. Then we get into the away day at their place, Muani back on grass in a mask, Gabriel’s injury, why this Arsenal side still feels more agricultural than elite, and how a grim little set piece battle might actually suit us. We talk Vuscovic hype, Troy Parrott’s emotional week for Ireland and what level he really is, Semenyo’s release clause and what it would say about ENIC if we did or did not go big. There’s the usual filthy listener questions on virginity, drugs with Spurs players, mums, tattoos and The Overlap, and we finish by dreaming of a Frank masterclass and ankle-tapping those horrible lot right onto the asphalt.