This is our first episode, warts and all. We follow in the footsteps of two legendary local soccer podcasts and are quite frankly, inadvertently insulting them by entering the same arena. Does Portland need another soccer podcast? No. This is our vanity project. Hold our hands and tell us we are pretty.

Relavent Links: 
Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net
Patch Patrol - http://patchpatrol.com

Shoulda Played:
Introduce Yourself by Faith No More: https://youtu.be/SgAB7Gd0ENg

Questions:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail -  503-583-4235
Facebook -  https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/

We are available on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

This is our first episode, warts and all. We follow in the footsteps of two legendary local soccer podcasts and are quite frankly, inadvertently insulting them by entering the same arena. Does Portland need another soccer podcast? No. This is our vanity project. Hold our hands and tell us we are pretty. Relavent Links: Intro music - Number 10 by Giuda - https://giuda.net Patch Patrol - http://patchpatrol.com Shoulda Played: Introduce Yourself by Faith No More: https://youtu.be/SgAB7Gd0ENg Questions: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ We are available on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

PVSP Episode 1 - Introduce Yourself

Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die.

For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else. 

But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:

“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann

"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie 

“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
    - definitely the real Merritt Paulson

“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?”
    - Diego

“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
    - Dane

“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
    - your grandma

“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
    - Tyler

“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
    -McG

“I quit.”
    - Randy

Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN

Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail -  503-583-4235
Facebook -  https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer

Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

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Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die. For breaking soccer news… For insight that excels… For expert analytics… ...you better go somewhere else. But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying: “I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.” - Hugh Mann "Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state." -Stephanie “I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.” - definitely the real Merritt Paulson “¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?” - Diego “They're pretty nice, for assholes.” - Dane “They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?” - your grandma “I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.” - Tyler “Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!” -McG “I quit.” - Randy Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

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