An American incursion sparks rumours and scandal in the park. Texas licence plates go missing. Report on the neighbours in the campsite: The Stoned Park Ranger, The Workers, The Drinkers, The Driving Garbagers. The Flying Couch keeps breaking things and is flung out the door. Drawers fly open creating an asimilation to genitalia. Big Trip to Vancouver Island to be socially distant tourists. Under attack by COVID Zombie families. Covering my precious TowMonster from the dust and campfire ash.