Q as in Cucumber Podcast

We stand with the protesters. #Blacklivesmatter

This week we share your stories about second hand bridal returns, quarantine smut, and a sweet act of kindness

We are finally doin' it people! Lara, Tanya AND Jessica hit the mics together! And what are we talking about? Tiger King, Joe Exotic, Doc Antle, Jeff Lowe and more! We also take a little trip down memory lane and explain what we mean when you hear us say "Jessica Moments".

If I am wrong on the spelling of your name, please reach out Stephan! 

We are running WAY behind as you will be able to tell listening to this. Plus we are out of order. I released our Tiger King episode first. But in this episode we send a shout out to the awesome Stephan from Optum who rocked socks in the customer service department! We also share a little bit about Tanyas demon of an ex and a customer email complaint that had some unintended consequences! Enjoy! 

 

#optum #optumhealth

It is a worldwide phenomenon. It's a train of dumpster fires going over a cliff. You just can't look away. So we are gonna chat about it.

This is an episode.

This week Jess fills in for Tanya and we share a listener story that has a shocking twist we did not see coming!

We are doing a little cross over in todays episode! Lara and Jess explain the long break on The Parent Memoirs and reveal Jessicas new nickname and the details of both of us falling apart. Then we get depressing discussing the death of pets. BUT we get back to the funny by sharing one of the most amazing listener stories I have ever gotten, and that includes both of our shows! Thank you sooooooooooooooo much Abby A. from Australia for this kick ass, awesome, amazing tale of psycho moms in the bush lands of Australia. Enjoy and love your faces!

First...the AWESOME news... Tanya heard from her doctor and she is officially CANCER FREE!!!! Thank you all sooo much for your love and support. 

Second...this story gets more bonkers from here. We kick off with an intro of the cops and government agents that make up the team that ultimately pulled off the capture of this piece of work. If I got something wrong, FACT CHECK ME! I will read those fact checks at our first chance. Enjoy!

Love your faces and smooches!

Check out our first deep dive episode into the book "American Kingpin" by Nick Bilton (links for the book on Amazon below). This story is different than our normal deep dives. We have covered scams and business scandals before. However, this is about a criminal enterprise. I chose it, though, because the central figure in this story, ran that enterprise like a legitimate business. I don't want to spoil anything, so I will just say he treated it like the Amazon of Drugs. Setting it up and running it as if it were totally kosher. This story is WILD! So buckle up bitches!

PS: Tanya will be having her double mastectomy tomorrow. Her brother is going to be keeping all of us updated throughout the day and I will be passing along that info on our Facebook page. Check out our page with the link below! Thanks for all of your support through this really hard time. We all appreciate it! 

https://www.amazon.com/dp/0143129023/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_7IojEbC0MAJVN

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