In this week's show, we cover how we would hide out as fugitives, revisiting and reevaluating media from our pasts, Prince Albert piercings and how much we'd need to be paid for various piercings and tattoos, stress dreams, wedding attendance, a smash burger pop up, winning money at video lottery, and more!

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On this week's episode, we cover attending festivals, purchases we've regretted/been happy with, jobs we would take in a wealthy estate, photography, the Intercoastal Waterway in NC, fishing, Oktoberfest marzen, Lindsey Stirling, wine/wine glasses, mattresses, Urdaneta in Portland, and more!

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This week's show covers topics such as: our favorite live performances, our favorite cocktails for each season, things that annoy us more than usual, a shooting at Jake's workplace, 'Poker Face', Can Can Cabaret in Seattle, The Gipsy Kings, and more!

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This is a recording our first ever live show, recorded Sunday August 27 and broadcasted live on YouTube and Twitch! You can find the video version of this podcast now at youtube.com/qualifiednonsense.

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In this episode, we talk about getting scammed, whether we'd want to be trapped in a video game or live a video game in the real world, luxuries we are willing to pay for, things we are unwilling to pay for, LSD/psychedelics, mushrooms, fungus, and more!

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This week on the pod, we talk about vegetarianism/veganism, the final meals we'd eat on death row, pasta and noodles, Jake's phone's algorithm, internet ads, Hard and soft Mountain Dew, the North Carolina Zoo, the ethics of zoos, 'Meg 2', and more!

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On this week's show, we talk about our thoughts on modern art, the most embarrassing phase of our lives, our coffee preferences, Thai food spice levels, Jake and Matt's kids' back-to-school, theater camp, kids dressing themselves, learning chores, Fern Ridge Lake, sailing, 'Isle of Dogs', Wes Anderson, grocery stores, and more!

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This week, we talk about recent UFO revelations, reincarnation, sports we would excel at currently, drag racing, Chicago, flying first class, Jake's work life, and more!

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We've reached the dubious milestone of 50 episodes! On this week's program, we talk about Prime Day, Matt's new pool, physical media, digital advertising, Jake's neighbor's pool, state fairs, 'How to Sell a Haunted House' by Grady Hendrix, flag burning, peeing in the shower and in pools, musical genres we would want to be famous for, and more!

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On this week's show, we talk about Jake's getting accustomed to his new job, Brandon's 3rd wedding anniversary, shaving our heads, our feelings about cruises, whether we would rather die on a mountain or going cave diving, intrusive thoughts, what we like to cook to impress people, and more!

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