Part One: Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a local car wash that was busted for selling drugs, the worst sex advice you have ever been given.

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about stuff you heard on the show that really effed you up, a city considering fining residents who are feeding wild animals.

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in trouble for having “more swords than the revolutionary army” in his motel room, a “The Price is Right” contestant that beat the all-time Plinko record.

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Dave and Chuck the Freak give callers 30 seconds and only 30 seconds to tell their best story.

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the celebrity that the United States would like to see as president the most, a city that mistakenly broadcasted a nuclear emergency warning.

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what happened that made you say “no, no, no, no, no, no, nooooo!”, a greeting card used to smuggle heroin seized by customs.

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about carjacking scams to watch out for, a raw meat delivery from a minivan caught on tape, the “Cash Me Outside” girl going on tour.

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your rookie drug gone wrong story, something you do/don’t do in the morning that is making you depressed.

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a bombing attack that happened in England, a movie being made after a meme, a city that revoked door-to-door sales permits because salesmen were harassing senior citizens.

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things you wish you were able to sue someone for, people who hide what they eat from their partner.

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