Dave and Chuck talk about a 911 call from a family that overheard an escort biting a neighbors genitals, kissing chickens is causing salmonella outbreaks, a police sergeant in some trouble for throwing his semen on a coworker, underwear that helps...

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Dave and Chuck talk about a new phone scam to be on the lookout for, a baby rescued when her inflatable crib drifted away out to sea, a dude busted pleasuring himself and a barn yard friend at the same time, a girl not allowed on a flight cause she...

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Dave and Chuck talk about your crazy Ambien or sleeping pill stories, if you’ve ever been to a sex dungeon, Ask D&CTF: should a listener cheap out on a vasectomy, human mattresses, angry boners, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about the bad ex hall of fame, what got bit off your body, disco police, WBTNOL: women that have stolen men’s underpants, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about Ask D&CTF: a listener wanting to know what to do about her husband peeing in the sink, the creepiest thing someone has given you, your accidental dick moment, Dear D&CTF: too freaky too soon, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about weird things you do in your sleep, romance battles, what you’ve hit with a car, embarrassing dildo stories, if you take ‘screw’-venirs, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about the strangest place you woke up after drinking, what shocking thing did you find in your girl’s search history, have you ever got your penis stuck, what ruined your romantic vacation, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about if you have been dumped or not based on something your significant other has done, the non-sexual reason you got nude, what is the dirty thing you had to Google, WBTNOL-who has seen a baby in a strip club, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about famous penis’ you’d get transplanted, strangest thing you’ve explained to your kid, whiskey vag, your strange fetish roleplay, and more!

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Dave and Chuck talk about a things you’ve tried and would not recommend, what you wish your body could do, sex warnings, the first successful penis transplant, and more!

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