Dave and Chuck talk about two dudes that tried to move an alligator off the road, a guy who used a Swiffer to get an owl out of his house, a man who needed to be rescued after trying to climb a mountain in flip flops, lesbian pickup tips, a cop in...

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Dave and Chuck talk about artificial vaginas being manufactured, a creepy new teddy bear love toy available for women, a dude sent to jail for pooping his pants in the court room, sex myths you grew up believing, a person facing second degree murder...

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Dave and Chuck talk about an overweight woman on oxygen that put the beat down on an intruder, Carl’s Jr. is testing a mashed potato burger, a celebrity’s wife that hired a hooker for his birthday, hiring a prostitute for your partner, women going...

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Dave and Chuck talk about a nude female sunbather that caused a traffic jam, things you would do if you could swap genders for a day, an automatic robotic BJ machine now available for pre order, a guy who tried to pay his drug debt with Star Wars...

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Dave and Chuck talk about a dude that mistook a porcupine for a possum on his porch, a new clause being added to prenuptial agreements, espresso soon to be available in space, things you do that might cross the guy line, a man attacked by a beaver...

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Dave and Chuck talk about a guy arrested for jerkin it at a Walmart because he didn’t think people could see him when his eyes are closed, top things found in the house that can kill the mood, local idiot criminal of the day, catching your partner in...

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Dave and Chuck talk about a man that rescued a baby crawling along a highway, Doritos is giving away a gold Dorito chip, an actor that made his mother cry when he did a full frontal nude scene, things that have scared you away from a relationship, a...

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Dave and Chuck talk about the winner of this year’s World’s smallest penis contest, a group that mistook ashes of human remains for cocaine, a strange email the show has received that involves toothbrush orgasms, a guy who died staying up watching...

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Dave and Chuck talk about a man shot in the face that still walked home and had his wife take him to the hospital, a dude that tried to rob a gun store with a fake gun, a celebrity that flew out 30 women to party with him in Brazil, things the show...

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Dave and Chuck talk about a 63 year old man who got busted spraying graffiti on a police station, a guy suing a hospital because they caused his junk to shrink over an inch, a spa treatment that involves your balls being set on fire, your big fat...

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