Quantum of Potentium Podcast

What are Women? is Divorce destroying mankind? are monkeys implanted with facial recognition technology? should men jump up and down, bear their teeth and throw their faeces at each other? Dunno mate, try listening to the pod.

What can we learn from the Animal Kingdom, you ask. Attenborough's taken you all up the garden path: only this world beating global original (Oprah's TOP PICK OF 2017, 3 stars) knows the answers.

We discuss the REAL issues. Marriage. Dating. Women. Baboons. What it's like to live in a tree. Six tips for success you ask? Here you go! About bloody time.

Cutting edge sound "FX", dynamic spiritual exercises, soulful conversation: only top shelf stuff for Quantum listeners, you loyal, feckless idiots!

Let's pod. 

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Alright mate? SUCK A FAT ONE...

Goodness. Isn't lockdown hard? So hard. God it's tough, I'm really feeling it. Oh why, why, WHY, Corona? Sometimes I dress up like Freddie Mercury and play that song about him doing the hoovering. 

But god I love to POD. The listeners flood in, we can barely hold them back. Thick english men and women barging each other out of the way, bulging thick necks straining to hear these words of WISDOM and finally unbLOCK the (B)LOCKdown. Let's get out there guys!

Part 1: what is Corona?

Part 2: SAS techniques to AVOID

Part 3: shock encounter with Chinese spy

Part 4: memorial to 50 of our pod staff sadly dead :(

Part 5: hypnosis session to tackle Covid anxiety

Part 6: Oliver takes The Old Bat on a tour of notorious hellhole, Sheffield city centre, has explosive encounter with Bill Gates. Top acting.

HAVE A PODCAST MEEK ENGLISH LISTENERS

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Jesus Christ ROCK THE CASPOD

... It's a well known secret that all podcasters are charlatans. Jay Shetty, Positive Paul, Trustworthy Gary: cheap hacks earning a living off of gullible thick hardworking British listeners (the worst listeners in the world). But this lot take the jaffa cake.

When we started out, podcasting was 3 blokes and a cassette tape bleeping out useless morse code for the masses. Now the wellness industry is worth 4 trillion dollars worldwide (according to the snowflakes at the BBC). This episode is the story of how Oliver Watermain, ex-monk, TOOK ALL THE PODS DOWN. 

Discover our RUTHLESS RISE to the top of podcasting. We peel back the tupperware lid of truth on what it takes to succeed in this SAVAGE GAME. Bombs, drugs, cops, private jets, sunglasses, freeing Paul McKenna... Alexa, play 'Baker Street'. You get the idea. 

A shocking episode. Beautiful. Startling. Truthful. It's so emotional guys! 

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Ah Dicktators... the hairlines, the tashes, the lovely uniform, the RAW SEX APPEAL of power. Dicktators... we love to hate them don't we. What are we like? We love a good hard man. Tsk. Aren't they great?

Yeah think so, but WHAT makes dicktators tick? What can we LEARN from them? We run through top tips, my time as Vlad Puty's masseuse, an immersive meditation and the Story of a Bus which has nothing to do with anything. 

This isn't about human rights but the fundamental right to success. Leave satire to the Footlights, this one's all about how you can UNLOCK your inner hard man and become middle class. Could it get any better than this?

Fark awff mate. Recorded from my mother's garage LIVE on Volcano Island. Listen now and subscribe. Nostravia!

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What a POD. Bonus content. Whooosh.

Have you ever wondered how the podcasting magic happens, how we develop holistic health insights & motivational success based science? What is hit podding really like? Why are there giant inflatable listeners roaming our island? Why is Oliver flying a podcopter?

In the words of the great Mahatma Ghandi: welcome to Volcano Island.

We take the listener on a guided tour of our high tech POD H&Q. Hit CEO Julian delivers inspiring speech, points stick at fascinating sales update, plus special guest and working man Oliver talks Trendo Quantum.

Big thanks to our team Jim McGonnell, Toby Bainsworth, Jim Handover, Jimmy Shill, Jim Dekker, Jim Barrister, Jimmy Ducks, Smackdown Clyde, X4455Model, Gordon Fence. IT: Jim Stephenson, Jimmy Julietta, Jem Take. And Marketing: Jam McFergus, Rebecca Clydesdale, Smith Fence, Ian Poulter, Staple Fairtree and 850 other staff who take too many toilet breaks.

This week's sponsor: Penis Optimisation Karate. A discipline manual delivered by Bruce Lee hologramisation programs, give you the self defence skills you need. Now half price. WOW. Rock my POD!

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Possibly the most successful episode ever released to UK and Norn Irish listeners at the end of a brilliant year, Our Time As Successful Monks pulls back the tupperware lid of secrecy to reveal THE TRUTH ABOUT BEING A MONK 

... and how you can get rich quick by hearing how we discovered the beautiful spiritualism of MONKERY, in a Himalayan hillside village called... Monk Town. 

But listen, we left MONKERY to become THOUGHT LEADERS... but god it was great --- So spiritual. So wholesome. So centring. So relaxing.

So happy now with who I truly am & no longer constantly drinking smoking and shoving gack up my nose. Our time up Everest was key to our becoming cash rich podcasters, wellbeing gurus and lifestyle sexccessperts (TM). Now you can learn too. 

An instant classic: Jay Shetty former MONK, said "Amazing achievement. Perfectly encapsulates the real experience of monking about before packing it in to become a podcaster. 3***stars."

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Bon voyage 2020! What a great year! Incredible podcasting! You rocked!

QUANTUM OF POTENTIUM IS BACK FOR BRITISH WORKING CLASSES TO GET RICH £££

Ever wondered why you're lower class and CASH poor? That's because you're not actualising your TRUE POTENTIUM. But there is an answer: The Quantum of Potentium Podcast. We're here to help you become posh power players. This episode is a classic!  

Why are poshos great? What was Julian (lead host & CEO)'s rough upbringing like at working class comprehensive Eton? What happened to his horse, Prince Andrew? Answer: he got mashed in a glue factory. Why is Oliver stuck in a dirty provincial lower middle class timewarp? So many questions! 

Oliver Watermain and Julian G-- top fantastic hosts unblock the paths to knowledge and understanding by sharing their TOP TIPS on how to overcome childhood trauma by getting RICH QUICK.  

Proudly Sponsored By Northampton Green Bowling Alley, Northampton Green, Northampton. 

Listen to more podcasts immediately with excellent episodes for the dark days in tricky & touching times. QUANTUM OF POTENTIUM IS THE WORLD'S NUMBER 1 HEALTH W$ALTH AND SUCCESSMANPRENEUR POD SUBSCRIBE NOW  RATE REVIEW FOR FIVE STAR PROMOTION NOT PONZI SCHEME

Come on guys, let's become middle class!

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Ever wondered why women get in your way, on the bus, at the supermarket, at the bus station, even at the bus stop? They're large, always blocking things. Bloody nightmare - bad news. The answer? They're HOLDING YOU BACK from actualising your TRUE POTENTIUM. And blocking your passages and inner hard man. Typical.

So how can we avoid them? Can they be stopped? What is the 'gender' 'pay' 'gap'? Are women trained to hunt and skin men? In this episode Oliver Watermain and Julian G-- top fantastic hosts unblock the paths to knowledge and understanding by discussing 6 ways women are holding you back. 

We're Proudly Sponsored By Northampton Green Bowling Alley. 

Got to stop women being bad in this heartfelt 45 minute talking pod ep.  

For extra listening experience use headphones and stare at nearby woman with furrowed brows, channelling your inner power animal. 

Listen to more podcast immediately with excellent episodes throughout these  tricky & heartfelt times. Thanks to technology the QUANTUM OF POTENTIUM IS THE WORLD'S NUMBER 1 HEALTH W$ALTH AND SUCCESSMANPRENEUR POD SUBSCRIBE FUCK

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