In our last episode I discuss the pending apocalypse, proof that Putin is a robot, Toronto shutting down, and vomiting at The Magic Castle.

Today I talk about how Breaking Bad holds up on a second watch, my Tiger King temptation, if Trump is really an alien, the world's most top secret bar (and how to visit) and the TikTok algorithm.

Hey! Dumb dumb! This episode is your favourite. Because I talk about: Finding the will to live, Shakespeare, Trump’s diaper, how to kill children, the healing power of applause, and what monogamous social distancing means. Sex!

Hey bozos! Today I talk about why I no longer like Quarantine, the world leaders who are currently infected, how to prom-pose properly, honey bees having sex, and the healing properties of applause.

In today’s episode I live stream myself going broke and talking about: STD’s, fines for leaving our houses (or jail time!) climbing out my school window, and accidental cameos on Zoom. It’s out worst episode yet!

Today I have trouble speaking about trying topics like how good I feel, my tongue, flattening the curve, anxiety, putting a blow dryer in your nose, getting kicked out of Canada's Wonderland, and drinking with a cat.

Today I barely talk about synchronized sneezing, finding tunnels under my high school, the COVID-19 company spam mail, and Cuomo’s biceps.

Today I tickle you with questions like, does drinking cow urine cure COVID? Does Fortnite cure loneliness? How did I make it out of a Qatarian car chase alive? How do you scale the outside of an office building? Inquire inside for more!

Today I talk with Scott Hammell about: my mother killing me, the recession, juggling explosives, and losing a fortune in Vegas.

Today I discuss why my podcast is a scourge, absinthe, a possible 12 more months of this, being stranded in Honduras, car crash updates, dancing with pigeons and the levity found in chaos.