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[[:encoded, "HOT DAMN! THE EX'S ARE HERE! (Including Bret's!) Are y'all ready!? Shit's about to GO! DOWN!"]]

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[[:encoded, "Kristy Joe Laterno! WE SEE YOUR LYING ASS! This week is weeeeird, y'all! Ya ready?"]]

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[[:encoded, "WOW! This week there's more weird challenges, but this one is all about Bret's patriotism! Also... tons of drama, in case you were wondering. \n\ninstagram: @queensofrealitytv\nmusic by: @tobaxxo"]]

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[[:encoded, "2 GIRLS ARE GOING HOME TONIGHT, YALL! Who's it going to be!? We all trust Bret Michaels to make the sane and logical decision, right? LOL. Tune in to find out!"]]

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[[:encoded, "Don't panic. Stay tuned."]]

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[[:encoded, "IT'S PSYCHO BRETTY'S FAVORITE TIME OF THE GIRL PICKING SEASON! THE MUDBOWL! ***massive eye-rolls all around*** \n\nExcept something's different this seasons... The Queens... CARE?! Yes, that's right! Get ready for an intense episode with lots of emotions, y'all!"]]

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[[:encoded, "WE'RE BACK! And Bret's still extremely perverted and girls are fighting for his \"love.\" (stifles a barf) \n\nPlease join us as we talk about the absolute mess of emotions that make up this week's episode.\n\nxoxo!"]]

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[[:encoded, "WHOA! Bret talks a lot about \"breeding\" this week (insert barf emoji here) and the girls face off in a roller derby challenge to show Bret how impressive their motherhood skills are... Lol. Yeah, please take a trip down memory lane with us to break down this one. \n\nXOXO!"]]

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[[:encoded, "This week the girls get ready to show off their talents and their dance moves because Bret demands to be sexually entertained!!!! Are you ready?"]]

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[[:encoded, "WE! ARE! DYING! Y'all, being back with Bret Michaels feels like putting on an old filthy wet shoe... Fits right, feels familiar, yet is completely disgusting. Whatever... So our analogies aren't the best- but this fucking episode is."]]