Queers on Queens

Main Topic: Ariana Grande ‘Sweetener’

With special guest Scott Kramp (Dakota Jones bassist and our official STRAIGHT correspondent), we explore the woke-ness, intellect, sincerity, talent, mental health and music of Ariana Grande.

Catching Up

Johnny is struggling with the balance of networking and performing live with inward creative work. Philly got that big promotion at work, but he is having second thoughts now. Juju is on a CRACK HIGH of optimism after a performance at BIZARRE Bushwick for Undiscovered Countries.

Queer Artist Spotlight

“Last of the Day” by Dakota Jones

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Nurse Dom! (Pop Emergencies)

We get to know today’s guest Scott Kramp - talking Red Hot Chili Peppers, Charlie Puth and all things bass! POP EMERGENCIES include: Nicki Minaj’s documentary clips and her outbursts on QUEEN radio, Britney Spears wrapping up her Piece of Me Tour (and the reportedly horrible European Meet-and-Greets; look it up on YouTube), and Troye Sivan’s new album’s mixed reviews.

Queer Artist Spotlight

“Have Mercy” by Dakota Jones

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Main Topic: Beyoncé’s

With special guest Tristan Carter-Jones (friend of the show and front woman of Dakota Jones), we explore the life and times of Queen Bey (PRONOUNCED BEEEEEE).

Queer Artist Spotlight

“Press Play” by Dakota Jones

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Catching Up

Philly reflects on a summer full of beaches and camps, but sweat drop down his balls, so he cannot WAIT for summer. Johnny has discovered open mics, and is now on fire throughout New York City. Juju takes us on a non-sensical journey, the ultimate message of which is to respect sexual assault survivors and trans women of color (*cough* Kim Petras).

Queer Artist Spotlight

“Beat Back Bones” by Dakota Jones

instagram.com/dakotajonesband

Nurse Dom! (Pop Emergencies)

Aretha Franklin is iCUNTic-ally dead, and we pay respects to the queen! The internet is having a racist breakdown after rumors that Disney may cast Zendaya Coleman in the live adaptation of The Little Mermaid. Lady Gaga’s A STAR IS BORN acting continues to receive rave early reviews.

Main Topic: Christina Aguilera’s ‘Liberation’

Christina Aguilera, the voice of a generation, attempts to reinvent herself yet again with a “Liberation”, but do her artistic choices leave us in shackles or feeling free?

Catching Up

Johnny’s new EP “Way with Words” is out! Juju and Philly went to NYC Gay Pride’s Pride Island 2019, a concert with Tove Lo, Lizzo, Big Freedia and Sasha Velour! All 3 queers MARCH in New York together!

Stream “Way with Words” by Johnny Darlin:

Anywhere you stream & download music

Also at https://johnnydarlin.bandcamp.com/album/way-with-words

Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Pincha’s Interlude III” by Pincha Jones

Nurse Dom! (Pop Emergencies)

By golly, Nurse Dom FINALLY made it to the studio); she prescribes us remedies for the first time, for our pop remedies!


Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Cornbread and Butter Beans” by Nurse Dom (cover of Carolina Chocolate Drops)

Main Topic: The Carters’ ‘Everything is Love’

Beyonce and some dude release a new joint album, which has Johnny and Juju ecstatic in musical worship, while Phil is less than impressed. Is this simply Beyonce singing on a Jay-Z record? Is it more musically progressive than Lemonade? Is there marriage even a good example, or even truly real? Let’s talk.

Catching Up

Johnny puts the finishing touches on his pride show, while Philly and Juju has a fabulous weekend full of personal growth and luxuriation!

See Johnny Live at:

“Johnny Darlin: Songs About Boys”

June 23rd or June 26th @ 7PM

Kraine Theater (85 E 4th St)

Part of the Frigid Queerly Festival

Advance tickets online, discount code: DARLIN

Please donates to RAICES, to support immigrants:

https://bit.ly/2K7yG1Y

Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Down by the Edge” by Nancy McArthur

nancymcarthur.bandcamp.com

Nurse! (Pop Emergencies)

Juju’s husband Pete Davidson is engaged to Ariana Grande, like a closeted gay fool, Johnny gets us to pick our favorite Pride Songs, and Philly talks Rupaul’s Drag Race!


Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Nebraska” by Nancy McArthur

nancymcarthur.bandcamp.com

Main Topic: What’s Your Song of the Summer?

The concept of a “Song of the Summer” is constantly morphing, so we pin down what it means to each of us this year, as well as our personal picks! Hint: Ariana Grande has “No Tears Left to Cry”, when she’s Kacey Musgrave’s enjoying that “Slow Burn” on her “High Horse”, all while Mariah Carey is living her #SkinnyLegend “Fantasy” “Underneath the Stars”.

Catching Up

Juju is in his feels about Cher and the hypocritical colonialist oversensitivity toward Anti-Israel criticisms. Philly is officiating a marriage! Johnny struggles to re-align himself in New York City, after his trip from Prague, while preparing for his upcoming performances:

See Johnny Live at:

“Johnny Darlin: Songs About Boys”

June 23rd or June 26th @ 7PM

Kraine Theater (85 E 4th St)

Part of the Frigid Queerly Festival

Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Way with Words” by Johnny Darlin

instagram.com/johnnydarlin

Nurse! (Pop Emergencies)

Kodie Shane is our new favorite lesbian rapper, Nicki Minaj teases a documentary album, Dolly Parton gets a Netflix deal, and Hayley Kiyoko & Kehlani premiere their lesbian love story music video “What I Need”.

See our reaction on Juju’s YouTube channel!

https://youtu.be/q7KJP50E4IY


Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Kiss of a Figure Skater” by Sob Sister

sobsister.bandcamp.com

Main Topic: How Should We Handle Problematic Artists?

R. Kelley, Kanye West, Kim Petras. There has been a recent spat of established and newly rising pop stars, both in and outside the queer community that have presented breathtaking pieces of art alongside astonishingly repulsive behavior. Do we continue to listen or press the skip button?

Catching Up

Johnny returns from an iconic set of shows performed in Prague. Juju performs in Brooklyn to premiere his new song “Hot Pink Lipgloss”. Philly meets Princess Tiana at Disney World!

Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Trick! The Musical” by Natti Vogel

instagram.com/nattivogel

Nurse! (Pop Emergencies)

Troye Sivan teases new music video for “Bloom”, Ariana Grande and SNL cast member Pete Davidson are officially dating, and a tragedy involving Kate Spade reminds us to care for ourselves and each other. Mental Health is important!


Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Hot Pink Lip Gloss” by Juju Garcia

instagram.com/jujugarcianyc

Main Topic: Billboard Music Awards Predictions

“I’ve blown so many Christians, my mouth is a cross.” We go on an insane marathon of Billboard Music Awards 2018 predictions and discuss the relative absence of WOMEN as nominees!

Catching Up

Johnny is anxious to fly out to Prague this week! Juju reassesses the complexity of modern life. Philly is hungover from wondrous pre-wedding celebrations!

Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Hate” by Cameron Toy

camerontoy.bandcamp.com

Nurse! (Pop Emergencies)

Meghan and Harry’s Royal Wedding, Rita Ora and Hayley Kiyoko face off over “Girls” controversy, and we catch up on the Met Gala and TONS of Cards B updates.


Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Busy Puts” by Tristan Carter-Jones

soundcloud.com/dakotajonesband

Main Topic: Emo Bands: Sensitive Souls or Maniacal Misogynists?

After Johnny and Philly got sucked into “Emo Night” at The Brooklyn Bowl in Williamsburg, they KNEW this was the perfect moment to dissect everyone’s favorite genre. We were surprised when some pretty amazing conversations about misogyny, performative suicide and genuine depression sprung up. We hope this helps anyone dealing with depression and anxiety, but even if you’re not, enjoy!

Catching Up

Philly returns to social media, and it’s a whole new world! Johnny returns to relics of his younger self, as he prepares for his Prague Fringe Festival performance. Juju explores the tragic early death of dance music prodigy Avicii, through which he introduces the queers to a mental-health-related Japanese fashion style, called Yami-kawaii.

Learn more about Yami-kawaii here:

youtube.com/watch?v=1Wsk3Oa_3F8

Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Congrats” by Gandor Chorale

gandorchorale.bandcamp.com

Nurse! (Pop Emergencies)

Johnny tries to make ABBA happen. Juju lays in shock at Lana Del Rey’s alleged jiu-jitsu skills. Philly tries to get us all to unsubscribe from Apple Music, in favor of Spotify.


Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Mastodon” by Cameron Toy

camerontoy.bandcamp.com

Main Topic: Face the Music: Janelle Monae’s “Dirty Computer”

Janelle Monae has served up a heaping plate of visuals and audios for her new album, but is this set to be her best album ever? This week “Dirty Computer” faces the music!

Catching Up

Juju officiallly, finally says goodbye to his boyfriend - the end of an era; a 5-year one even! Philly processes the very Trump-era Avengers Infinity War. Johnny rediscovers a darker, more closeted era in his life through old journal entries.

Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Waikiki” by Juju Garcia

instagram.com/jujugarcianyc

Nurse! (Pop Emergencies)

Johnny’s impression of an ad for Troye Sivan’s new song “Bloom” leads into a discussion on queer artists strange-ass relationship to the media. Juju gives props to Rupaul’s Drag Race’s Blair St. Clair (I DO declare!) for sharing her experience as a sexual assault victim on national television. Philly is enraged that American Idol sent home Ada Vox, as well as other interesting artists of color, in favor of mostly milk-toast, typically less talented contestants.

Queer Artist Spotlight:

“Boy Loves Me So Much” by Johnny Darlin

instagram.com/johnnydarlin

Main Topic: Face the Music: Beychella

Beyoncé gives us 2 weekends of legendary Coachella performances, so to celebrate, we knew we had to bring in a straight cisgendered white man to discuss! Special guest Scott Kramp, bassist of the iconic queer-fronted band Dakota Jones, joins us!

Catching Up

Philly is reeling from Mercury in Retrograde. Juju says goodbye to his longtime boyfriend. Johnny relives a wild NYC Saturday night on-air.

Queer Artist Spotlight:

Dakota Jones

Songs: “Black Light” & “Bloody Murder”

instagram.com/dakotajonesband

facebook.com/dakotajonesband

Nurse! (Pop Emergencies)

Christina Aguilera slays on Carpool karaoke, Ariana Grande releases an okay song with stellar vocals, Kehlani’s queerness is news to mainstream media, Ada Vox is the QUEEN of ABC’s American Idol reboot, and Shania Twain is a Trump supporter.