We get real real nostalgic on you guys this episode. From ranking the hottest Disney Princes, to remembering who were the biggest sluts at our High schools. Allie gets introduced to the infamous "King Ass Ripper", and we play some of our favorite games.

Crackhead comedians, worms that swim into d*ck holes, and nonconsensual interior decorating. Come along for the ride, baby.

Jordan and Allie open up about their faith transition and their current stance on religion. They play a friendly game of "Would you rather", and discover how big Rasputin's d*ck is. Tune in for all the dirty details.

Guess who's back, baby! Due to popular demand, Jordan is joined once again by the one and only Allie Quent! They talk about their shared hatred for missionaries, break down some unwritten rules of society, and tell stories about people shitting their pants. Just an average day at Quentessential studios.

Jordan flirts with the idea of selling farts online, is diagnosed as "Mildly Sociopathic", and desperately tries to re-launch his rap career.

Jordan discusses unpopular opinions, daydreams about life at Camp GreenLake, and reads fan-submitted hookup stories. It's *wild* out there.

Stolen parking spots, Guatemalan rivers, and stinky first date surprises. This one's a doozie.

Jordan paves the way for all of the closeted anime fans, dodges a bullet in a parking garage, and experiences PTSD thinking about Modern Warfare 2 Lobbies.

If you like Angels of Death, hate seeing your extended family at Thanksgiving, and are starting to think you were actually drugged by that girl back in 2015, then this episode is perfect for you. Take a seat <3.