Quinn & Onyx in the Mornin!

So, Quinn and Onyx found themselves at a nearby festival, where there were games, drinking, new people, drinking, performers, and drinking.

There, we met two adventurers, Elora and Theodore. We had a lovely chat with them. While drinking.

Also, in case you don't follow us on our Youtube channel, well, get your butt over there and enjoy some video of Quinn and Onyx (mostly Onyx) getting into trouble: https://tinyurl.com/quinnandonyxvideos

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Written by Michele Vos

Produced by Neil Armstrong 

Edited by .....

Guest Starring:

Michael Riojas as Elora Aither

Jeffrey Lanzer as Theodore Glamtouched

Quinn & Onyx in the Morning artwork by Jake Savage. 

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Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is

"Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod

licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license 

Background Music for Artificer Assistance commercials is

"Solutions That Work" by David Fesliyan

Royalty free music from https://www.FesliyanStudios.com

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We have a special guest on this episode, our boon companion, Master Kluden, the Monk!

We discuss Monkery in general, Kluden's life before he joined our party, and his unreasonable distaste for the elderly.

Also, stay tuned for a message from one of our sponsors!

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Written by Michele Vos

Produced by Neil Armstrong 

The voice of Master Kluden was performed by Mike Deer

Edited by .....

Additional voices by Houdini

Quinn & Onyx in the Morning artwork by Jake Savage. 

Visit him at @savagestudioarts on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/savagestudioarts

Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is

"Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod

licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license 

Royalty free music from https://www.FesliyanStudios.com

Sound from Zapsplat.com

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Follow us on Twitter at @QuinnBeck10

Pretty self-explanatory.

Written by Michele Vos

Produced by Neil Armstrong

Edited by .....

Additional voices by Houdini

Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is

"Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod

licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license 

Royalty free music from https://www.FesliyanStudios.com

Sound from Zapsplat.com

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Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...?

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Visit our new Youtube channel:

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Continuing the quest inside the Volcano for the Three Magic Weapons. We talk about our new... party member? Mascot? Pet? ....uh... Nine the Rock Golem!

Also listener questions!

Written by Michele Vos

Produced by Neil Armstrong

Edited by .....

Additional voices by Houdini

Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is

"Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod

licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license 

Sound from Zapsplat.com

(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?)

Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...?

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Visit our new Youtube channel:

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Sorry for the long wait. Turns out the inside of an active volcano does not have good reception for the Casting Crystal.

In this episode Quinn and Onyx talk about the start of our adventure in the Blackplume Mountain. We discuss out two Rogue party members, and Quinn recounts some painful memories. Plus, Listener questions!

Written by Michele Vos

Produced by Neil Armstrong

Edited by Cordwainer Bird

Additional voices by Houdini

Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is

"Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod

licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license 

(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?)

Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...?

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Visit our new Youtube channel:

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So our Casting Crystal stopped working but we got it fixed. Had to turn it off and on again.

This episode we are still gearing up to enter the caves inside the Black Plume Mountains to look for the three magic weapons. We had taken a rest at the home of our new ally, a Ranger named H'Roden.

We discuss Rangers, and whether that would be a good career path for Onyx. Quinn reminisces about the adventurers who brought him to the Blue Brotherhood. 

Onyx talks about some previous live music acts performed at Durnan's Tavern.

Feeling Sad?

Depressed?

Hopeless?

Just want to give up, lay down, and let the crows feast on your corpse and eyeballs?

Of course you do, We all do.

We live here in the Fear Realm. 

So if you don't have these feelings, there's probably something wrong with you.

Don't feel ashamed. Even though you should.

In older, less civilized times, you would have been locked away in a filthy dungeon, or set on fire. 

But We've come a long way from those wonderous times.

Now, we have Melancholium.

Melancholium is a revolutionary treatment for emotions like happyness, love, and joy. 

It's a potion that you drink twice a day, once with first meal, and again just before last meal. 

Under no circumstances should Melancholium be ingested at any other times. Users who take Melancholium at any other times besides the prescribed times will be dragged out into the filthy cobblestone streets and severely beaten.

Side effects may include:

Feelings of euphoria

Unusual muscle contractions of the face, also known as "smiling"

Feeling like getting up, putting on your pants, and going out and doing things.

Consult your apothecary before ingesting Melancholium

The makers of Melancholium will not be held responsible for any fatal side effects. Besides which, if the treatment kills you, how are you going to take action against them? Also, You'll be dead, and you can't take those coins with you.

Melancholium:

Stop Living, and return to the solace of waiting to die

Onyx talks in his sleep while Quinn gets ready for their next quest. Later, Onyx reads some new sponsor copy while Quinn loses the last bit of hope he didn't even know he had left. Also, more listener questions!

Written by Michele Vos

Produced by Neil Armstrong

Edited by .....

Additional voices by Houdini

Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is

"Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod

licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license 

Sound from Zapsplat.com

(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?)

Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...?

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Visit our new Youtube channel:

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Repairing the roof to your thatch roofed cottage after that last dragon attack?

Adding an addition to the dungeon in your black fortress to house all those prisoners?

Need a better shovel to dig a new, deeper latrine?

Castle infested with Kobolds and giant rats?

We don't really care what your problems are. But we will gladly trade your coin for our supplies so that you, or whatever creatures you have enslaved can complete these projects.

Here at the Gnome Depot, our industrious workers create the magnificent stone blocks, strong timber, and mildly enchanted tools that you need.

It's a simple four step process:

1 you need to complete a project

2 you buy supplies from us to complete your project

3 .....

4 We profit. 

The Gnome Depot. You can do it. Just keep telling yourself that.

Quinn and Onyx take a quick trip to the tavern to talk to Durnan, who is the owner of the tavern as well as being immortalh and the guy who has been sending us on some quests to help us get home (we hope). Then we head back to the ship to answer a few more listener questions as well as dodging cannon fire.

Nila is overly vocal.

Written by Michele Vos

Produced by Neil Armstrong

Durnan voiced by Ethan Styche

Edited by .....

Additional voices by Houdini

Special thanks to Ethan Styche for being a good sport and not disconnecting with us when we started with all the Duran Duran references.

Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is

"Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod

licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license 

Sound from Zapsplat.com

(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?)

Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...?

Artist: http://incompetech.com/