Have you ever been in a SECRET society? Are they PLOTTING to take over the world? After you say a prayer to your favorite Pagan God, kick back and TUNE-IN to this FRATERNITY we all know as QUINNSPIRACY 

Please TUNE-IN to this STUDIOUS episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

Do you hear SOUNDS that you cannot explain? How about FOOT STEPS, doors slamming, an unexplainable cold presence? Are you SCARED? GOOD! Now Please TUNE-IN to this BELIEVABLE episode of QUINNSPIRACY.                                                                                                                                                                         

Can Magic Mushrooms SAVE us all? Is there SECRET wisdom attained, by eating something that grows on COW SHIT? Please, don't get too SHROOMED out, before you TUNE-IN, to this TRIPPIN episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

It's GOOD to know, even when an individual has BILLIONS of dollars, they can still be a CREEPY Idiot. Don't worry about that right now, just TUNE-IN to America's FAVORITE Comedy Podcast QUINNSPRIACY. 

Who do YOU believe about anything? Is the SKY fake? Are birds REAL? Don't be too sure of ANYTHING, except LISTENING to this STRAIT-FORWARD episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

Just believe it all! Why resist? Plug in your game system, and ACCEPT you crap life. While your at it, please TUNE-IN to this FAITHFUL episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

Do you LIKE Money? Please listen to an INTERESTING take, on what our reality could possibly be if MONEY was abolished. All that, and NOT much more, on this ZANY episode of QUINNSPIRACY 

Do Psychic's have SPECIAL power?? Before you answer this, please TUNE-IN to this MYSICAL episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

Do PERSONAL beliefs measure YOUR Intellectual Capacity? If NOT?...Then TUNE-IN, and try to have an OPEN mind. The fact is, MILLIONS of people believe this theory, so PARK your HUGE IQ for about 1 Hour, and listen to this ALTERNATIVE episode of QUINNSPIRACY.