QUINNSPIRACY

Hello, welcome to this SPECIAL episode, our friend (and Co founder of THIS podcast) Dave Namery comes by and shares his cunning intellect about INFO no one cares about. Does being good at Soccer make you WORRIED about the Reptilian race?? How come David Icke is so JOLLY when talking about the end of the world?? How MANY Conspirologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Can anything be SCREWED when you can't stop thinking about half-baked BS?? How long would it take Anthony Quinn to EAT the cast of Ancient Aliens?...Would the dorky necklaces get CAUGHT in his anus?? Is there a SPECIAL way to tell your kids you believe the GARBAGE on the History channel?? How can YOU live with yourself?? Can we PLEASE have our country back?? These COMPASSIONATE questions will be answered with KINDNESS on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, Jack Seiger calls in, he shares some MIND BLOWING info about a very possible SPIRIT WORLD and how Magick can connect us to it. Does your neck HURT because of Voodoo dolls?...Or you sleep wrong EVERY night?? If you "Honey Jar" your boss and you STILL don't get the promotion?..Does that mean your a LOSER?? Have you ever been BLOWN off by a Demon?? Does Anthony Quinn eat PIzza Spirits EVERY day?? What are the Spirits saying about YOU?? Is there ANYWHERE to hide?? These SPOOKY questions will be WHISPERED on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, Perry Kurtz calls in, this man has done just about EVERYTHING you can do as a human being, not to MENTION a Professional Stand-Up Comedian. What SHAPE were the UFO's that abducted you?? Did you REALLY "loose time"?....Or where you LATE on your Cable Bill?? Was your Dad's hand bigger than his BELT?? Does Anthony Quinn's Comedy make YOU want a Transfusion?? Will miserable people that work in retail ever be CURED by Comedy Training?? How Big is YOUR Niche?....And are you really trying to HELP people?? These questions will be SAT on, while we take our SUSPENDERS off on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, our BUDDY Josh Wells stops by, we talk about good music, the Post Office, and Cupcakes. Are you sitting home with your INBRED racist finger on the button?...Ready to post something you think is FUNNY?? How many Wizard hats is TOO many?? Was life BETTER when a "Postal Incident" was like a domestic disturbance?? Can you say you like Punk Rock and NOT know about the Dead Kennedys?? Does Anthony Quinn ACTUALLY ever do dishes?? Is everyone being MANIPULATED for a Political Agenda?? CAN I HAVE MY LIFE BACK!?!?...PLEASE?!!? These questions may be ADDRESSED and STAMPED on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, Bruce Lipsky calls in, this man had the BEST abduction experience EVER, involving a very beautiful women and a Hot Tub. The reason why the VISITORS didn't take him, is a question I am SURE his wife can answer easily. Was the ORIGINAL Superman killed by a Mobbed-Up Hollywood jealous husband?...Or was he a drunk idiot that couldn't act his way out of COLORED Pantyhose?? Is Uri Geller the reason why Metallica is SO BAD now?...Did he BEND their Heavy Metal?? Is Anthony Quinn CURSED?....Or just a PAIR SHAPED alien experiment?? Do you miss how AWESOME the Newspaper used to be?? Is Comedy the REAL CURE for everything?? Do you MEME what you say?? These OLD SCHOOL questions will be SHOUTED from the Mountain Top, on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode, we talk to Mark Henely and find out that Cashew milk can actually make you an Atheist. Is Bigfoot even a BIG deal?? Would YOU get peed on while you wrested spoiled idiots in mud?...For a GOOD job?? Are Space Aliens the worst audience for LIVE comedy?...How much would you Laugh without YOUR genitals?? Is Anthony Quinn's Wizard hat getting WORN-OUT?? Do YOU know any "Good Dudes"?? Can we PLEASE have Comedy back?!?! These DESPERATE questions will be SACRIFICED to MOLOCH on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this LONG but FASCINATING episode, we talk to our friend Tim Thomson, we get a bit personal before delving back into MYSTERIOUS info that no one cares about. Do Space Aliens have the WORST crackers?? Can YOU survive on Coffee, Nicotine, and squirts of Ketchup?? How Demented is YOUR Dimension?? Will Anthony Quinn never be abducted because he is a BROKEN Human Being?? Are YOU a corporation for the United States?..Or just an INDIVIDUAL piece of crap?? Does anyone have the Capacity to understand COMMON sense?? The ANSWERS to these very HEADY questions will be REVEALED on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

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In this episode, we talk with Tom Padovano about the STEAMING pile of BS that is The History Chanel. Can YOU get laid with a PHD in Mythology?...Is your WING-MAN Rumpelstiltskin?? How are the CALZONES on Steinway St. these days?? Was Joey Ramone a Space Alien sent here to START Punk Rock?? Can you STILL get a good Hooker in L.I.C.?? Should there be a reality TV show about Anthony Quinn DESTROYING  Ancient Alien Theorists?...Or at least getting some erotic AMNESTY for the poor women who married those idiots. Do YOU lie?? PLEASE TELL THE TRUTH!!...And PLEASE listen to this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this SUPER CRAZY episode, we find out that Ivy Haycox was subjected to a REAL Exorcism, and that is why she is an EMPOWERED Atheist. Nothing will make you have better Orgies, then ANGST for the IDIOTS that punished you for being SMART. Is Fear really what makes people do these RIDICULOUS things?? What the F*ck are YOU so afraid of?? Does Mexican Magic Involve TAMPON tea bags?? How much AUNT FLOW needs to be used on Anthony Quinn's Pizza for him to love you forever?? How can people who own so MUCH be so Scared?? WWJD?..If he knew what YOU were really Doing?? These MASTERPIECE like questions will be SHAT out on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY. 

In this episode our new friend Butch Lord calls in, this man is the friendliest person named Butch you will EVER meet, unless you TAKE his Steel Reserve. Do Arizona County Jails have DATING apps?? What HURTS you butt more?...Alien abductions or blackouts from CHEEP liquor?? When was the last time you COUNTED your brain cells?? Have you ever HAD Southern Fried Anthony Quinn?? Will YOU every stop being a Phony?? These COMPLEX questions will be HASHED out on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.