"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you."

Yakov Smirnoff is a Russian-American comedian known for his humorous observations about life in the United States compared to life in the former Soviet Union. His signature style often includes the catchphrase "What a country!" highlighting the cultural differences and the humorous side of his immigrant experience.

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"There are so many great things in life; why dwell on negativity?"

Zendaya is an acclaimed American actress and singer known for her versatility and charisma, rising to fame with roles in Disney Channel's "Shake It Up" and "Euphoria". She has also made significant strides in the fashion industry, becoming a style icon and advocate for diversity and inclusion.

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"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

Benjamin Franklin, a founding father of the United States, was renowned for his wit and wisdom, often expressed through memorable aphorisms. His sayings, such as "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure", and "Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise", reflect his practical and philosophical insights. Franklin's wit not only entertained but also imparted timeless advice on life, work, and human nature.

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"I have never understood why women first see the faults in talented men and the merits in fools."

Pablo Picasso was a Spanish painter, sculptor, and co-founder of the Cubist movement, which revolutionized European painting and sculpture. Renowned for his innovative use of form and perspective, Picasso's prolific career spanned over seven decades, producing a vast and diverse body of work.

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"What are you studying up there?"
"Oh, the usual. Nebulae, quasars, pulsars, stuff like that. What are you writing?"
"The usual. Nouns, adverbs, adjectives here and there."

This dialogue is from "Contact", a 1997 science fiction film directed by Robert Zemeckis, based on the novel by Carl Sagan. The film stars Jodie Foster as Dr. Ellie Arroway, a dedicated scientist who discovers evidence of extraterrestrial life, and Matthew McConaughey as Palmer Joss, a theologian and her love interest.

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"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

Jack Benny was a renowned American comedian and actor, famous for his pioneering work in radio and television. He was known for his comedic timing, deadpan delivery, and his iconic portrayal of a miserly, vain persona that charmed audiences for decades.

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"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."

Mallory Hopkins is not a widely recognized public figure in mainstream media, so specific information about her is limited. She is often attributed with this humorous quote. It has circulated across various social media platforms and quote collections, suggesting her influence is primarily in the realm of casual inspirational expressions.

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"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

Louis Hector Berlioz was a French Romantic composer, known for his innovative methods and dramatic compositions, such as the "Symphonie fantastique". He was a pioneer in the development of the modern orchestra with his insistence on precise instrumental grouping and special effects. Berlioz's influence extended beyond music into the realms of conducting and music criticism, making significant contributions to the way music was understood and appreciated during his time.


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"Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind this one is his wife."

Groucho Marx was an American comedian and film star famous for his quick wit, distinctive appearance, and role as the leader of the Marx Brothers. Known for his trademark glasses, mustache, and cigar, he left an indelible mark on comedy through his performances in vaudeville, film, and television.

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"I was just going to have some iced tea and split the atom, but that can wait."

Francesca in "The Bridges of Madison County“, from 1995.

"The Bridges of Madison County" is a romantic drama directed by Clint Eastwood, who also stars in the movie alongside Meryl Streep. Eastwood plays Robert Kincaid, a National Geographic photographer, while Streep portrays Francesca Johnson, a housewife; their brief yet profound romance unfolds over four days in 1965 Iowa.

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