A simple product that works as advertised and I need to buy more shoes because I always want to buy more shoes.

What a great machine. Although I'm realizing now that I shouldn't have uploaded this review. Actually, oh--oh god.

Why does the sun have to be so damned hot all the time? Seriously, take a chill pill, you giant star bastard.

My first negative review. Well, if you ignore all the times I've stood in line at Best Buy yelling about how batteries are too expensive for how long they last.

If you like books and gadgets and broken gadgets and books without pictures then okay you should watch this.

I made this product, and then reviewed it. Again, we're back to questioning my objectivity.

I think it becomes clear, about half-way through this review, that I like this product. Perhaps I should distance myself and my love a little more from the products I'm reviewing so people don't consider me biased.

If you're considering buying a new shower head, you might be interested in this review. Sorry for the bad sound in places but, you know, I was IN MY SHOWER.

An in-depth look at my haircut.

My very specific and absolutely accurate review of my new pocket camera.