Following the tragic, harrowing events of the Daleks Masterplan, the time travelling duo need a holiday. A nice, relaxing break in an idyllic locale maybe? Perhaps mixing with friendly locals, and even taking part in the charming traditions of the local festival wouldn’t be a bad idea………

So a 16th Century French BLOODBATH would be just the ticket.

Let’s see, paranoid, suspicious locals? Check.

Filthy streets drowning in disease and vermin? Check.

The threat of death hanging on your every word or action? Check

TARDIS Tours, we know exactly where you want to go……we just won’t get you there.