R2RO = Right To Remain Offended

R2RO = Right To Remain Offended

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R2RO = Right To Remain Offended episodes

  • Planes, Trains & Military Thangs

    Have you ever wondered why some people, like Steve Jobs or Dr. Dre, wear the same outfit every day? Well, we’re about to give you OUR TAKE! This episode is a deep-dive into the psychology of uniform dressing, a strategy adopted by these successful titans to beat decision fatigue. We also share a laugh or two about our friends, Matt who has a strong preference for black tees and jeans, and another friend who staunchly avoids using deodorant. We guarantee you'll get a kick out of these hilarious, yet insightful anecdotes.

    Now, ready for some high-adrenaline action? Buckle in as we shift gears to discuss the ins and outs of driving etiquette. Ever considered a special license for speed demons, or pondered the fairness of speed limit fines? We share our thoughts on these and take you through an amusing debate sparked by our friend Eric's question about passing an ambulance. We also swing by the exciting world of high-speed trains, comparing the mind-boggling speeds of electric trains in the US and France. If you're a regular commuter or a speed junkie, this conversation is sure to fuel your interest.

    Last but certainly not least, we're unpacking the reality of military life. This isn't your typical Hollywood depiction, but a ground-level exploration of the unexpected experiences that come with choosing a military branch. We discuss everything from the unfamiliarity of infantry to the stark lifestyle contrasts in Baghdad, and even share personal anecdotes about our own military journey. Whether you've served, considering enlistment, or just curious about what goes on behind the scenes, tune in for a rare, first-hand perspective on military life. Trust us, it's a ride you won't want to miss!

    30 min
  • Shut The F*ck Up Kraig! Pt. 2

    Here's Part 2 of 'Shut the F*ck Up Kraig' with special guest Kristi, wife of R2RO member, Kraig!

    We talk about some nostalgia on this episode? We remember the time Chuck drove a Range Rover through the living room on New Year's Eve, and we ended up with more mud indoors than outdoors. Or when Julie proposed the hilariously brilliant idea of towing a couch with a four-wheeler? Well, get ready to belly laugh all over again as we recall these crazy domestic adventures and disputes. From our endless squabbles over toilet paper to the unfortunate purchase of a Timberpetic mattress that no one wanted, we offer an amusing glimpse into our chaotic lives - and trust us, you won't want to miss it.

    Have you ever filled your house with smoke due to a cooking mishap?  This episode also includes some of our most memorable culinary disasters, like that time we microwaved uncooked rice for 20 mins or burnt popcorn during a movie night. But that's not all! We also revisit the uproarious tale of a friend who, after a night out at the bar, would hide his earnings at the top of his kitchen cabinet. You won’t believe the drama that unfolded when his wife discovered his secret stash. So grab a cup of coffee, pull up a chair, and let us tickle your funny bone with our unforgettable anecdotes.

    25 min
  • Shut The F*ck Up Kraig! Pt. 1

    Ever wondered what happens when a former military guy, a die-hard foodie wife, and a self-proclaimed sleepaholic gather around? You get a spicy mix of backseat cooking, a dash of sleep divorce, and a whole lot of laughter. In this episode, Kraig invites his wife Kristi, who can whip up a storm in the kitchen hold nothing back as we talk about our domestic dynamics and the art of compromise. 

    There's always a story in the kitchen - whether it's Krisit trying to satisfy our diverse tastes or Kraig's misplaced disdain for breakfast at dinner. But what's more interesting is how Kraig's military background has wired him to sleep like a log - a trait we envy. Amidst light-hearted banter, we navigate the serious terrain of sleep divorce and how social media can play villain in our pursuit of calm. 

    As the conversation flows, we find ourselves in the fascinating realm of dreams, and how they can hold a mirror to our waking decisions. And if that wasn't captivating enough, we move onto dissecting the movie, 'Run High Fight.' From the actress we used to love in another show, to the much needed discussion around school shootings, we tackle it all. The episode ends on a powerful note, as we discuss the 'run, hide, fight' protocol, offering a surprising movie recommendation for Kristi & Kraig's young one. So, get ready for an episode packed with laughs, insights, and a few unexpected twists!

    31 min
  • Restaurant Antics, Changing Dining Experiences, and Unusual Shopping Habits

    Ever had an overly enthusiastic server push you into a food contest? My cousin and I had a hilarious encounter with a zealous waitress at a local restaurant, and let's just say it involved a French fry eating contest and an unlikely competitor. We also trade stories about how some of our favorite restaurants, like Twin Peaks and Buffalo Wild Wings, can sometimes get a bit pushy with their selling tactics and leave us with mixed feelings when they make unexpected menu changes.

    Remember the good old days of negotiating your order with the restaurant owner? Well, fast forward to today, and it's all about scanning QR codes and navigating digital menus. We get nostalgic and a little peeved while we chat about how these changes have reshaped the dining experience. And yes, we’re still bitter about Buffalo Wild Wings taking away the mini corn dogs from their menu!

    Now, let's switch gears and talk about shopping for Belgian waffles and deodorant. Strange combination, right? Tune in as we share our friend Eric's unusual breakfast habits and his even more surprising decision to ditch deodorant. Plus, we dive into some intriguing facts about the use of silver in Lululemon shirts, and why aluminum is used as an antiperspirant. Prepare yourself for a hearty laugh as we explore the oddities of food and shopping habits.

    36 min
  • Is it the Kardashian's fault?

    What could be driving the rising trend among young women to alter their physical appearance? And how does the growing acceptance of this phenomenon contrast with men’s approach to self-image? Join us as we explore these compelling questions in a thoughtful discourse that delves into the complex dynamics of beauty standards, self-perception, and societal pressures. This episode challenges us to consider whether our current cultural climate has created a disparity between the sexes when it comes to body acceptance, and the ethics of these growing practices.

    We also take a critical look at our society's views on aging. As we navigate through topics ranging from hair color alteration to hormone therapy, we question how societal pressures and personal desires influence our attempts to defy age. Does a mid-life crisis truly drive us towards extreme measures like fast cars and various treatments to mask our age, or is it an inherent desire to remain youthful? This segment invites us to reflect on these trends and their implications.

    Lastly, we tackle one of the most intriguing aspects of self-perception - the motivation behind the desire to alter one's physical appearance. The drive for conformity versus the expression of individuality, and how our environment influences our comfort levels in expressing ourselves, are all dissected in this candid conversation. As we delve into whether interventions could be beneficial in cases of excessive plastic surgery, we advocate for a more profound dialogue on self-acceptance and the notion that availability doesn't equate to necessity. This thought-provoking episode promises to stimulate your mind and challenge your perspectives on physical enhancements and self-image. We hope you'll join us for this engaging discussion.

    25 min
  • The Evolution of Social Media, Roundabouts, Traffic and Other BS

    Join us as we hit the rewind button and take you back to the golden age of social media, back to the MySpace days. We'll revisit the thrill of becoming web page builders and pseudo HTML coders, as well as the excitement around creating the flashiest page and the top friends feature. Remember those days? That’s not all - we're throwing in some good old email nostalgia too!

    Fasten your seatbelts as we zoom back to the present, exploring the evolution of Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and more. We're not just about the fun and games though. As we navigate these platforms, we're also probing those pressing privacy and security concerns. How does TikTok track our behavior? What's up with the targeted ads based on our search history? But it's not all serious, we'll also share some hilarious stories about our adventures with the mullet resurgence and coming back from Iraq with combat pay. 

    Finally, we'll take a detour into the world of urban planning. Think bridges are just structures? Think again! We'll chat about the design of bridges, the efficiency of roundabouts, and even dabble with the idea of a spiral roundabout on the interstate. We're also spilling the beans on our attempts to communicate with local politicians about street improvements on social media. And here's a bonus discussion - traffic flow and the crucial role of right turning lanes at intersections. It's a thrilling ride through nostalgia, social media insights and planning!

    46 min
  • Tippin' On Four Fours! No, Not The Mike Jones Song, We Discuss Tipping In The Service Industry and MORE!

    Ever wanted to peer into the world of tipping so deep it leaves you feeling like a tipping guru? You're in luck! Join us as we dive headfirst into the service industry, unmasking the heavy reliance on tips and the increasing cases of establishments imposing health insurance fees on customers. We put under the microscope the pressing and often controversial issue of tipping - a topic that holds huge significance, particularly for bartenders, waiters, and hairstylists who rely on tips for a substantial portion of their income. 

    Have you ever felt the uncertainty of teaching kids about tipping or the pressure of tipping in the digital age? We've got you covered! We share our personal experiences with tipping in diverse contexts from watering holes to lavish restaurants. We also delve into the world of digital tips and automatic gratuities, as well as the challenges of ensuring that service staff are adequately compensated. 

    The adventurous among us will appreciate our recounting of a fascinating road trip from Louisiana to Tennessee, where we uncover the peculiarities of southern driving habits. In a humorous twist, we also explore how individuals are making extra money through advertising and offbeat skills like parallel parking. We wrap up with a discussion about the importance of safe driving and careful parallel parking. Be prepared for a rollercoaster journey through the world of tipping and beyond in this episode - a lively chat you'll not want to miss!

    35 min
  • Life in the Fast Lane: Hilarious Roadway Frustrations and Parking Misadventures

    Ever been stuck behind a slowpoke in the left lane and felt a personal affront? We share our frustrations and laughable encounters on the road – from damn left-lane slow drivers to the challenges of finding a parking spot after a night out in the city. We're not just venting, though. We're also exploring some unique techniques for dealing with these common roadway frustrations.

     We also touch on the complexities of modern parenting, from teaching a child to light a match (quite the adventure, let me tell you) to navigating a world where kids are often scattered across different locations. 

    Get ready to laugh at our parking misadventures. We've all circled the gym parking lot hunting for the closest spot, right? And what about trying to fit a truck into a compact spot? Or, better yet, trying to remember where you parked after a night of drinking in New Orleans? Let's not even get started on the slow drivers in the left lane! These stories and more are all part of this episode's fun and lighthearted look at life on and off the road. Guaranteed, you'll walk away with a smile, and perhaps a few tips for your next road trip or parking debacle.

    38 min
  • Adventures in Fitness, Finance, and Furry Friends

    Ever sweated your way through a grueling Spartan race in Miami's blistering heat? Well, we did. Picture navigating through saltwater rivers, gripping onto monkey bars while being sprayed with fire hoses, and surviving it all to place in the top hundred out of an astonishing six thousand competitors. Not your typical Sunday morning, right?

    Now, imagine exchanging the humid Miami heat for the glitz and glamor of Dubai. We swapped running shoes for ski boots and faced a different kind of challenge - the exchange rate. From swimming in heated pools to skiing down an indoor mountain, our Dubai adventure was one for the books until we stumbled upon a shoe store that left us shell shocked. The price tags were so high we feared to touch the shoes, let alone buy them!

    In between our tales of daring races and opulent travels, we also take you down a linguistic rabbit hole as we decode some of the most popular modern slang words. Ever wondered what 'valid', 'slay', or 'sus' mean? We’ve got you covered. We'll explore their origins and discuss how to avoid common language mistakes. And if you thought that's all, wait till we introduce you to our ferocious yet adorable pet dog, whose antics are bound to leave you both amused and amazed. From his wild pursuits to his gentle moments, he adds a whole new layer of adventure to our lives. Join us, as we journey through obstacle races, lavish trips, modern slang, and the chaotic yet lovable world of our pet dog.

    29 min

About R2RO = Right To Remain Offended

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The Right To Remain Offended Podcast or R2RO for short is Kraig, Eric, Chuck and Scott (with a special guest or two) getting together to discuss a variety of topics, from music to pop culture,…