In this episode we once again welcome the man CNN calls, "The Mayor of DragonCon", Dragon Con Media Relations Director, Dan Carroll & Jeff is missing his podcast taping because he's at a podcast taping (Comedy Bang Bang!)

Hear all about cheese making, the latest news in TV and film (we 'Keep it Canon') including: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are through, Paul Stanley admonished Gene Simmons on Twitter, The Dark Tower has started filming in Cape Town, South Africa, Fox TV's slate of new shows, Krypton (Netflix) and more.

Dan talks why he's not a Stephen King fan and more about DragonCon & MomoCon; including how to make a super-cool DragonCon drink called, "Pie". Tim discusses being back on the radio (The Von Haessler Doctrine, Sundays noon-3 on AM 750 & 95-5 FM WSB), shooting TV commercials for WLUP in Chicago (with Eddie McClintock) and The Barenaked Ladies in Minneapolis (with Jeff), and meeting Jerry Mathers and Ken Osmond in Los Angeles.

We talk about old horror movies on WPIX in New York, Godzilla, and the passing (and many roles of) William Schallert.

After the break the gang discusses Adult Swim shows, including the times Tim did Larry Munson on Squidbillies". Tim explains why he goes to 4chan, Dan talks about what MomoCon is, explains Nerdcore music, how he'd like to meet Richard Dean Anderson, and he tells us how he ended up speaking Russian (for the US military) and was almost shot in Spain.

Staff Picks!

Tim says: Depressed? Don't end it all, just watch "Botched" on E! Those sad bastards will make you feel on top of the world. http://www.eonline.com/shows/botched

Steph says: First Impressions! A new comedy game show on GSN hosted by Dana Carvey - where contestants do impressions for a shot at 10,000. Will Tim try out? Stay tuned. http://www.usanetwork.com/firstimpressionswithdanacarvey?cid=ps_Search__Always-On_2016Q2_

Ira says: Generation Kill. HBO's groundbreaking series about the Iraq War. http://www.hbo.com/generation-kill

Dan says: Dad's Garage's "Ten Ways To Ruin Everything". http://www.dadsgarage.com/shows/season-21/scripted/10%20Ways.aspx

Jeff says: Maria Bamford's new Netflix series, "Lady Dynamite". http://deadline.com/2016/04/lady-dynamite-trailer-maria-bamford-mitch-hurwitz-netflix-preview-1201741320/

Steph closes out the show with the story of her first-ever time officiating a wedding. Her comedy chops and writing makes here perfect for your non-traditional wedding. Stay tuned for her Facebook and how y'all can hire her!

Rate Your Reviews!

Tim reads a review from "Melissa" as Michael McDonald and a homeless dude.

Keep it Canon!

Credits / Links:

Maria Bamford "How to Win!"

http://www.amazon.com/How-Win-Maria-Bamford/dp/B000MM0H2C

Monty Python's Cheese Sketch

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/cheese.php

Dragoncon

http://www.dragoncon.org

Momocon

http://www.momocon.com

Dan Carroll

http://www.seriouslydan.com

#FODTrumpMovie: ALF's Best Man Speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TJV3uaR4mY

"I love you, Donald Trump"

The Old Philosopher by Eddie Lawrence 1956

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NfeTavdiY8

Ozzy & Sharon Split

http://jezebel.com/sharon-osbourne-on-kicking-ozzy-out-im-63-and-i-cant-1775815902

STEPHEN KING’S THE DARK TOWER BEGINS FILMING IN CAPE TOWN

http://www.htxt.co.za/2016/05/10/film-adaptation-of-stephen-kings-the-dark-tower-begins-filming-in-cape-town/?share=facebook

Superman Prequel 'Krypton' Picked Up to Pilot at Syfy

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/superman-prequel-krypton-picked-up-892146

Bryan Cranston to Appear in Philip K. Dick Drama Series for Sony, Channel 4

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bryan-cranston-appear-philip-k-892311

'Pitch,' 'Exorcist,' 'Lethal Weapon,' 'Making History,' 'Mick,' 'APB' Ordered to Series at Fox

(I only care about Exorcist & Lethal Weapon)

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/exorcist-lethal-weapon-pitch-making-892601