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Now that protests have finally died down, now that our customary 3 week spoiler silence ended, now that Jeremy finally had 5 minutes to toss the whole random grab bag of a podcast together, we are now ready to share the 90 minute conversation on the 151 minute big screen edition of the 75 year build up to the battle between the world’s greatest 4 color titans (that lasts about 8 minutes.)

MILD SPOILER ALERT: Jeremy, Jason, and Matt talk in depth(ish) about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice so this will spoil it for you if you are one of the few who have yet to take in billion dollar (let’s call it) divisive blockbuster that no one can seem to agree upon. Is it the greatest movie ever? The worst? Is it fever dream of a mad space-god-turtle? The guys are not here to convince you of any of that. What you will hear is a little exploration in the highs, the lows, and expansive middles the movie had to offer.

PLUS, they exclusively reveal the hidden linkages of the Bastard Universe of Movies™, so if you don’t know how this movie fits into the Star Trek/Walking Dead/Raising Arizona continuity, you soon will.

MORE SPOILERS: This doesn’t happen. damn it.

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So, regardless of which side of the 70/30% split you are on, sit back, relax, listen and then rush to the Internet to yell at people over pretend-time as the RadioBastard Podcast presents Justice League Part 0: The Bris of Doomsday.

Back from the savage wastelands of the catocalypse Batman (Jeremy) and Tanner (Underoos) must journey to protect the sacred crystal skull of knowledge… So… They meet a new Indiana Jones? And a Janitor.. that, um… something about movies.

Look, it is a podcast and this week the guys run through the great hashtag fights of the 2016. Captain America: Civil War, Batman v Superman: Orphan Fight Club, and then round out the hour by (finally) endorsing a new Indiana Jones and fixing the plot problems of Terminator franchise and a couple other things.

#TACOTALK SHALL RETURN, VIVA LA #TACOTALK!

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RadioBastard, forever #TeamAquaman!

We waited weeks. Waited for it to be declared the highest grossing R rated comicbook movie ever. We waited for Disney to release a furry fanfic bait movie to kick it out of the number one spot. We waited for ScotchBot to get is s#!t together and finally produce the damn thing. The wait it over. Our official 45 minute unofficial Deadpool episode is here!

Jeremy and Tanner run though the fun and fanaticism that Fox’s best superhero film to date. So unstitch your mouth, put away those sword hands and enjoy two guys talking about how much they love Ryan Reynolds for 45 minutes.

DEADPOOLPARTYDANCENOW!

Following a month’s long hunt for the perfect pair of pants, Jeremy and Jason have reconvened in front of recording devices and forgiven each other for everything they said in their dueling tell-all books. And they’ve done it all for you, Ghost of Jeffrey.

On the show this week, the boys talk Deadpool, catch up on Star Wars: The Force Awakens, review their plans for the new BastardCast/Playboy Mansion (three words: dildo ky-jelly ball-pit) drop their jaws at some truly bad trailers, get face-planted by Batman and #TacoTalk reopens after that messy e.coli scare.

Also, we promise to never leave you again! See you in July!

Cutting through the darkest clouds wearing only sunshine and taco sauce stained tee shirts, Jeremy and Jason have returned from the last great hiatus (for now), full of beer, piss, and vinegar, and they’re talking about the new Star Trek show, the latest in Star Wars news (and the way to merge the two), Indiana Jones, Playboy, fight against wookie objectification and delve into Jason’s plot to steal time by becoming the future POTUS… IN THE PAST!

All that and all the food news that is worth a damn in #TacoTalk.

Also, #Buttdog… what is it? Listen and you will find out. AND THAT’S THE RADIOBASTARD GUARANTEE.

RadioBastard: We missed you too.

It’s almost like we never abandoned you for two months.

Jeremy and Jason have returned, but where were they and who have they become?! Learn about their harrowing tale (busy working and playing Playstation) and also learn about their thoughts on:

Colbert’s late night takeover, Arnold’s takeover of The Apprentice, Batman V. Bourne, Godzilla V. King Kong, the almost Pulp Fiction cast, the unkillable Fantastic Four franchise, gritty Mary Poppins, sex bot ethics (RIP HitchBot), Donald Trump, and an all new, all nude edition of Taco Talk.

The RadioBastard Podcast: The Official Podcast Of Steve… er… Dave… Jeff? Whoever you are, we are your official podcast. Promise.

Surrounded by an ocean of discarded lanyards, empty hand sanitizer bottles, nerd tears, and a slowly dissipating funk cloud, it’s Bastard-Con 2015!, North America’s 4th biggest wholly audio nerd convention.

This year, Jeremy and Jason offer an exclusive (ish) preview of X-Men: Apoplectic, Deadpool: F*ck Your Face, Star Wars Episode 7: Practical Magic, Batman V. Superman V. Expectations V. Ash V. Evil Dead V. Studio Crocodile Tears.

*due to scheduling conflicts Bill Murray is unable to attend

by…rising a machine or something. Hey Internet, do you like movies about ineffective robots that go back in time to muddled and defective plots riddled with holes? Then do we have a movie for you. Yes, Terminator Genisys is out and it is not good so we turned on the microphones and were unnecessarily harsh on ol’Arnie’s new movie. (Young Arnie was mostly saved from the rancor because he’s not really real.)

Ok, to be fair it is not a bad movie (that was Terminator: Salvation,) hey at least it is not the worst in the franchise (Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines.)

Join Jeremy and friend of the show, Tanner, as they travel back in time to a few days ago and try figure out what the hell happened, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time, that their next leap will be the leap home. Wait… wrong franchise.

Either way, if you’ve seen the movie maybe you can help… if you haven’t maybe we can help you!

Abducted and probed thoroughly and lovingly by aliens or rednecks, Jeremy and Jason made their escape after a month in captivity, their only motivation to go home and podcast for you fine people. So… here’s the RadioBastard Podcast, live (taped) and in living color (it’s audio).

On the show this time: Raptor Strike Force Bravo (Jurassic World), The Rock vs. Skyscrapers, depressing Disney cartoons, Jason shouts at SDCC attendees, and one more sexy primate.

PLUS:

* Can Ben Affleck direct a Batman solo film? Will James Franco be cast as Egghead? Tune in tomorrow… same bat-oh never mind.

* Chris Pine could be Hal Jordan and Tyrese Gibson could be better.

* There is a new Spider-Boy which is nice.

* Star Trek The Shit Out Of Those Stars moves closer to fruition, even though Simon Pegg keeps using the wrong title.

*  And on #TacoTalk™: a booze pilfering raccoon, White Castle on wheels, and Fantastic Four and Terminator: Dreamcast get the theme food treatment they deserve (take that however you want.)

RadioBastard: We’re alive!

If you want to blame someone for Jeremy and Jason’s immature penchant for weird comedy and their fixation with amusing themselves above all others, you’d better hurry up and catch him before he disappears into the ether. David Letterman, the undisputed King of Late Night has retired after 33 years of rebellious, insanely smart and incredibly stupid humor, leaving behind a legacy that will never be bested and a river of comedy nerd tears. In this episode, Jeremy and Jason sift through their own emotions and memories to talk about nothing but late night television because, once again, they are fixated with amusing themselves above all others. So listen along… or don’t.

Up to you, but this is THE WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS PODCAST: A Salute To That Gap Toothed Weirdo And Not Jay Leno.