rafe hates caleb

QUICK HITS sometimes precious things break. like maybe your body! take care of yourselves!!! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: scientist birthday low: broken glass caleb’s high-low high: lomi low: stuck on the bridge HOT HOT TOPICS – what temp do you like to keep your residence? my in-laws are keeping it at 74 over the

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QUICK HITS caleb is mad about a hotel. rafe is happy about slang for penis. they both liked the movie. they talk about the trump indictments and the future of global climate, and also hopefully a good thing for the teamsters at UPS. all in all, not a bad time. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high:

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QUICK HITS word of the week! rafe is cutting her hair tomorrow LIVE ON TWITCH. come join for the fun! rafe died a lot this week. ah my venus k-drama! caleb got a weird anon gift. and new actor coming SOON. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: powershell success low: bugs! spiders and ants! caleb’s high-low

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QUICK HITS word of the week! manhattan chocolates, salt, and bitters. broadway hades’ show. brooklyn bagels! hot sauce and brewery. groggydog visit! ferry tour! essex market! hop key (cash only) with anthony bourdain pictures. shumbabi visit. yamazaki 12 best whiskey ever! so much going on. happy pride month, everyone. be good to each other. HIGH

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QUICK HITS this episode is brought to you by the letter H. rafe will only read good news going forward (except we had to announce the passing of tina turner, may she rest in peace). coral reef, all the kyles, and kittens! caleb go to go to a book festival and also had food at

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QUICK HITS rafe played switch for the first time! she’s car shopping! the world is ending! more heat! caleb’s worried about beans. but hey, guardians of the galaxy 3 was good (no spoilers). fingers crossed mifepristone stays available to those that need it! fuck you, u.s. district judge matthew kacsmaryk! we think you suck and

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QUICK HITS rafe just learned about the foxconn iphone factory suicide nets. currently pondering, what makes a product keto enough to label it keto? also the word of the day is something we can all agree needs to come back (thank you, susie dent). we have working out! ice cream updates! and some other not-sad

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QUICK HITS rafe and caleb are not good at FPS. twitter ruins everything. thanks for destroying MFA security and API, twitter! caleb eats a cronut! there are spoilers for the movie green room (a little bit). mother’s day is COMING UP QUICKLY. life protip: if you haven’t texted someone in a long time, introduce yourself.

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QUICK HITS caleb made cake, had a party, and fixed some broken shit! rafe is stressed about covid! one of caleb’s cats tries to get involved in the conversation, and why not? also poptarts! and how does minimum wage from 1991 translate to today’s money? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: the demon low: work meeting

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QUICK HITS rafe is concerned about all the sluts in heaven. caleb is having his own ups and downs. but also tapotio doritos, and barry, and the witch! also the supreme court is NOW supposed to rule on blocking mifepristone on friday (today 4/21/2023). fingers crossed they listen to the FDA and don’t block the

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