rafe hates caleb

QUICK HITS caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high:

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QUICK HITS chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken! https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507 try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good. https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fell. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-death-toll-francis-scott-key/60319030 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: dentist low: college class caleb’s high-low high: family time low: baltimore key bridge HOT HOT TOPICS – what is

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QUICK HITS oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found. https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels. and you want instrumental? you want

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QUICK HITS is something going on with the royal family, like is kate middleton okay? but more importantly, ninja sex party NEW ALBUM!!! and caleb enjoyed il pizzico, an italian restaurant. the word of the week is PETRICHOR. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ninja sex party & ghosty low: college class caleb’s high-low high: italian

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QUICK HITS rafe and caleb are both concerned for the immediate future of the usa. it’s ok. everything will work out fine. the politics in america are a mess but it’ll be fine. let us know who you think is a good male rolemodel for gen z! vote to protect people’s rights!! the word of

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QUICK HITS rafe is back and whiny as ever. alabama fucked up hardcore with their latest misstep on conception and fertilization. thank god mitch mcconnell is leaving soon so not EVERYTHING was horrible news. caleb has door issues?! but it’s not all bad news! npr wrote a pretty good article explaining how IVF works: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/02/23/1233023637/ivf-alabama-frozen-embryo-personhood-abortion-supreme-court

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QUICK HITS caleb has a guest! it’s retrotainmnt, aka furybox, aka the talkative man we all want to know more about. don’t forget to follow the cutest corgi around on instagram: @16bitcorgi HIGH LOWS josh’s high-low high: presidents day low: garage clutter caleb’s high-low high: mom moving to NJ low: feeling like shit HOT HOT

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QUICK HITS hey have you guys bought the limited’s album? NO? are you INSANE? go buy “the coffin or the suitcase” HERE: https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase you won’t regret it! the limited are amazing and we love them. also come enjoy time with rafe and ruku, as they navigate the united states together and delve into the true

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QUICK HITS ARE YOU HAPPY? take the yes/no quiz now! caleb and rafe go through theirs, and the results aren’t really surprising. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/01/if-you-answer-yes-to-these-questions-you-are-happier-than-most-says-longevity-researcher.html the word of the week is ELLIPSISM. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: grillout low: work work work work work caleb’s high-low high: found family low: allergy shots HOT HOT TOPICS – have

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QUICK HITS vine compilations and wiggly fingers. the word of the week is LACHESISM. there’s a lot of talk about roommates and viral videos. come back in time with us! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: new doctor low: confusion at work caleb’s high-low high: pulled pork sandwiches low: adobe HOT HOT TOPICS – on a

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