Ramblings of an Undiscliplined Mind Podcast

My thots on SyFy’s adaptation of Arthur C. Clarke’s classic. #RoaUMP Run time: 18:27 Press Play on the player above or download the episode here by right clicking and selecting "Save target as..."

The latest fiction offering from Christiana Ellis, delivered daily. #RoaUMP Run time: 7:53 Press Play on the player above or download the episode here by right clicking and selecting "Save target as..."

Sometimes how countries are organized can be confusing. #RoaUMP To see the links for everything Katharina, Mick, and Chris form the Wookie Rookie podcast do, go here. Run time: 10:56 Press Play on the player above or download the episode here by right clicking and selecting "Save target as..."

An article accuses The Force Awakens of being just a copy of the original. #RoaUMP Run time: 10:30 Press Play on the player above or download the episode here by right clicking and selecting "Save target as..."

There are a few milestones coming this year that I’m looking forward to. #RoaUMP Run time: 7:16 Press Play on the player above or download the episode here by right clicking and selecting "Save target as..."

There’s just a few games left this season… #RoaUMP Run time: 6:43 Press Play on the player above or download the episode here by right clicking and selecting "Save target as..."

My sleeping pattern is a mess. Also, we spotted and reported a drunk driver. #RoaUMP Run time: 7:46 Press Play on the player above or download the episode here by right clicking and selecting "Save target as..."

We’re trying to fill up the Salvation Army store. Also, granulated ice. #RoaUMP Run time: 8:03 Press Play on the player above or download the episode here by right clicking and selecting "Save target as..."

I found a new addicting game to play on my phone. #RoaUMP Run time: 17:52 Press Play on the player above or download the episode here by right clicking and selecting "Save target as..."

Captain Gizmo returns for another piratey batch o’ Christmas cheer! #RoaUMP Run time: 9:42 Press Play on the player above or download the episode here by right clicking and selecting "Save target as..." For more piratey Christmas goodness check out Pirate Carols and Pirate Carols 2. Pirate Lads Are Coming to Town Ye better not fight Ye better not hide Better to run I’m tellin’ ye why Pirate Lads are comin’ to town We’ll search the town once, we’ll check it twice Gonna find loot all sparkly and nice Pirate Lads are comin’ to town We’ll find where ye are hiding All yer high-priced stuff We might e’en grab a wench or two We can never get enough O! Ye better not fight Ye better not hide Better to run I’m tellin’ ye why Pirate Lads are comin’ to town Muskets a-fire Cutlass a-swing Many a lass give plenty a scream Pirate Lads are comin’ to town Give us yer gold Silver, too Wouldn’t say no to a gem or two Pirate Lads are comin’ to town We’ll find where ye are hiding All yer high-priced stuff We might e’en grab a wench or two We can never get enough Ye better not fight Ye better not hide Better to run I’m tellin’ ye why Pirate Lads are comin’ to town Let it Blow! Let it Blow! Let it Blow! Oh the weather outside is frightful but the grog be so delightful and since we've no place to go let it blow, let it blow, let it blow It doesn't show signs of stopping And the sails be always popping The boys be hunkered down below let it blow, let it blow, let it blow When it’s finally time for watch How I’ll hate going out in the storm But as long as the rum is near All the night long I’ll be warm The deck is pitching madly And we watch the waves break wildly As long as we’ve ports to go let it blow, let it blow, let it blow Oh the weather outside is frightful but the grog be so delightful since we've no place to go let it blow, let it blow, let it blow It doesn't show signs of stopping And the sails are always popping The boys be hunkered down below let it blow, let it blow, let it blow When it’s finally time for watch How I’ll hate going out in the storm But as long as the rum is near All the night long I’ll beOh the weather outside is frightful but the grog be so delightful since we've no place to go let it blow, let it blow, let it blow You’re a mean one, Captain Hook You’re a mean one, Captain Hook You’re slippery as cold steel You be as cuddly as a cannon You’re charming as an eel Captain Hook You’re a rotten ship with a barnacled keel You’re a robber, Captain Hook Ye hate an empty hold Ye like lots of loot and gems You’re stingy and you’re cold Captain Hook Ye wouldn’t share a single Dubloon of gold You’re a vile one Captain Hook Ye have weevils in your smile You have half the tender sweetness of that ticking crocodile, Captain Hook Given the choice, I’d take the ticking crocodile You’re a foul one, Captain Hook Ye hunt lost boys on a whim Ye sharpen up your hook Hope to rip them limb from limb Captain Hook You be a three-decker whale fat sandwich, With ground up fish sauce You are ruthless, Captain Hook You’re the king of dog-eat-dog Your crew be just as brutal, ye all deserve to rot Captain Hook Your ship be an appalling wreck Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of rubbish humanity imaginable, Someday you’ll be lined up and shot! You’re a slime ball, Captain Hook Like a hand full of nauseous slugs Ye run a crooked ship full of hairy rats and bugs Captain Hook The three best words that best describe you, Be as follows, and I quote Skewed! Rude! Crude!