It’s the future episode two and a half years in the making. Gather round and listen to the tales of the Monster Castle and its residents. It’s a nightmarish land of blue cakes, upsetting appliances, and questionable décor.

Welcome to 2019 a year for hard hitting discussions about: mattresses, imagination rooms, and dog show antics. We play a game of Zoo-points and proudly announce that Alex is getting a dog if he likes it or not.

Happy Holidayzzzzzz. Alex meets a liar that talks corporate nonsense. We discuss game-changing ideas for work holiday parties and play a festive round of "How Does it End." Matlock 4x13 "The Scrooge" features scrappy street kids, confused dulcimer playing and the rise of the October Calhouns.

Happy Holidayzzzz. Our long lost comrade Jon Pernisek returns to “Pernisek-up” the runtime of the podcast. We discuss skittering demons, workplace monsters, cringe-inducing podcasts and the holiday film “A Mom For Christmas” which is truly a chilling tale of terror.

Happy Holidayz friends. Alex got Black Friday bamboozled and Brad is trying to navigate the Florida rental market. We discuss drinks that taste like trees, cops that are too alive, read some ‘comedy’ advice, and the pure insanity that is the Netflix original holiday film “The Princess Switch”

Happy Holidayz friends. We read some Dove Promises Alex drops some truly game changing shocking spoilers. We give some podcast recommendations and discuss the latest kooky antics on Riverdale and The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

Happy Holidayz and we are bringing in a harvest of stolen valor and chill shenanigans. Brad has been hanging out with dog pals and Alex is ready to hunt for saints and discuss ‘club play’. We discuss Amazing Stories 2x09 “Thanksgiving” in which David Carradine becomes hole-people food.

Join us for this chill ep as Alex gives an important update on Spidergeddon 2018 We have some shocking news about our Mormon friends and play a festive game of “Pumpkin Spice or No Spice” also we learn about some interesting parenting/lifestyle techniques.

Alex introduces some truly terrifying ways to waste money. Even your local meteor man will tremble in horror. We give cat advice to some people with paranormal problems and discuss Dr Quinn Medicine Woman 4x05 “Halloween 3” which features a cute dog that can cure arthritis.

Alex is on the case of a newspaper mystery. Brad has seen the first film in Sony’s Little Orphan Annie Extended Universe. We also discuss season tickets, paper shredders and pockets. Night Gallery 3x1 “The Return of the Sorcerer” is super kooky and features Vincent Price paying Bill Bixby $750 a week to move in and read him a single page of a book.