Happy Holidayzzzzz friends!! There's a new cushion that will change your life! Country Bear Gerard Butler saves earth from a geostorm and a crooked politician whilst eating a ham and getting lost! Balloons! Floats! and we get a special visit from Moss Man, Pat Sayjack, Phylicia Rashad, Bert Convy, and a confused Tony Bennet at the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!

Brad saw Snowman which is the least thrilling thriller ever made. Alex finds a collection of paranormal romance novels that are hugely upsetting. The DNC is garbagefire. We discuss My Three Sons 1x08 "Chip's Harvest" in which we learn not to judge Native Americans just because they are Jewish and not Native Americans. Come and enjoy a coffee with us.

Brad has reservations about Idris Elba's ability to take care of a dog. Alex has discovered a very questionable book series for children. Some people don't understand how naps work. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 3x16 "Halloween II" has Dr. Q playing god and doing unnecessary experimental plastic surgery on Bull from Night Court as the townspeople gather torches and pitchforks.

Brad challenges Alex to a game of “What The Hell Did My Doctor Say This Time” Alex is getting into the halloween spirit and checking out touring musicals. The remake of “Flatliners” is absolute nonsense. Knight Rider ep 3x05 "Halloween Knight" is a wacky ride into an over complicated precursor to Baywatch Nights.

Brad finally got his moviepass card and saw Stephen King’s “It” Alex has flag issues in his neighborhood and some important news regarding the wedding of Cats and Bats. There’s a hot new trend called gravity blankets and they just might be dangerous, or at least stupid. The spookiest of seasons rolls on as we discuss the truly kooky Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 2x03 “HALLOWEEN” in which a spooky ghost must be appeased with hobbyhorses and dead body pranks are the norm.

Alex fears he might be a video game monster. Jonathon is working in an actual monster fort. Brad has read about the history of the 401k and has a shocking train game. We begin our Halloween season with the extremely dodgy: “Marc Summers Mystery Magical Tour”

Brad survived a hurricane and power outage from hell to report in on the latest Halloween Horror Nights Shenanigans. We uncover some shocking truths about Unsolved Mysteries and Doctor Phil. Dogs are snatched in a very special themed edition of “Snatch and Release”. We also answer the question of, how many pregnancy tests are enough for the lord?

Join us as we kick off the holiday season with our annual reflection on freedom.

Shockingly boxing is still a thing in 2017 and money can still buy you happiness. Alex is checking his apps to catch all the celebs in Cincinnati. Brad receives important news from an exceptional friend located at the nexus of this very episode. We watch Three’s Company 5x19 “Double Trouble” wherein Jack pulls a Matt Murdock and Mr. Furly is an American hero.

We survived the solar eclipse without going blind, being attacked by werewolves, or getting in trouble. Alex visits “The Disney World of Cincinnati” to find some “Monsters”? We discuss an episode of the classic radio show “Bold Venture” starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall in the sultry settings of tropical Havana and the mysterious islands of the Caribbean.