You're listening to Dan Ramos in the tub, he tells a story about the time he "accidentally" broke an expensive vase that almost teared the family apart and listen to him BEG for a job at WWE (if anyone at World Wrestling Entertainment needs a HEEL MANAGER, let them know that DAN RAMOS of RAMOSTORIES IS AVAILABLE. NOT willing to locate to Connecticut, but willing to get a figure 4 leg lock or a Lex Luger metal elbow to the forehead)

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Dan plays the piano and sings his heart out in this episode.

I woke up and decided to spend 20 minutes ranting about life before starting the day.

A couple of years ago back when I was visiting my hometown of Montreal, I interviewed my mom and she just went hard with these Ramostories.

Balut Christmas by Dan Ramos  

I want a Balut for Christmas dinner 

I want a  Balut for Christmas-- brunch

 Take the egg. Crack its shell 

Drink the juice. It tastes very well 

It won't be the same dear, if YOU don't eat the beak 

Because the Balut isn't fully born 

And yes, it tastes very worn. 

But who cares! I got it on sale 

And I know I'm going to hell... HELP YOU! 

Learn how to eat a Balut, duck egg.

With 1% on his phone, Dan speaks his mind about the elections. Get ready for a jam packed 5 MINUTES.

Dan celebrates the Dodgers World Series win by hating on it, discusses his beginnings as an actor/full-time barista and the sh*t he had to do to survive (kicking out a homeless man for Expos’n himself) It’s a short, jam packed episode filled with nonsense that will tickle your funny bone....r. Follow me @danramoscomedy EMAIL FOR SHIRT INQUIRY [email protected] MIRA LU (JOLLIDAN ARTIST) https://linktr.ee/winner.gets.a.rake IG https://instagram.com/winner.gets.a.rake?igshid=q3um9mk664zk