Randle Parker Presents...

Catch up on all the highlights of Randle Parker's Radio Show.

Only on 107.4fm Edgebury Community Radio.

Join Randle as he takes Ken on holiday, he reviews The Godfather and Pokémon: The First Movie. Along with that he does the usual load of bollocks that he usually bores you with.

Randle Parker returns, find out the reason why he's been away so long and listen to the daft lad chat shit about fuck all.

This week he reviews Cinema Paradiso and True Lies.

Randle in the Wind

Goodbye Randle P,

though you were an annoying shit,

Your feet stank like a sewer,

But you were my only mate.

You did a wanky podcast,

with barely 20 people listening, 

Gone now but not forgotten,

Now the Chip shops had to close.

And it seems to me you lived your life

chatting Loads and loads of shit,

only stopping every now and then,

to scoff a Toffee Crisp.

Your farts where legendary,

but they didn’t stink,

Randle fucked off long before,

His legend ever did.

You always used to watch,

Richard Osman’s House of Games, 

Every night you played along,

and you always fucking lost.

The Council binned your clothing,

Judith nicked all of your valuables, 

And your Mums not that arsed,

That you’ve sank without a trace.

And it seems to me you lived your life,

chatting loads and loads of shit,

only stopping every now and then,

to scoff a Toffee Crisp.

Your farts where legendary,

but they didn’t stink,

Randle fucked off long before,

His legend ever did.

Goodbye Randle P,

You once dropped your guts so loud, 

it rattled people’s windows,

Over eight streets away.

Goodbye Randle P,

I reported your sudden disappearance, 

To the appropriate authorities,

But they just laughed and laughed.

And it seems to me you lived your life,

chatting loads and loads of shit,

only stopping every now and then,

to scoff a Toffee Crisp.

Your farts where legendary,

but they didn’t stink,

Randle fucked off long before,

His legend ever did.

Randle fucked off long before

His legend ever did.

Join Big Ken as he investigates the mysterious disappearance of Mr Randle Parker and talks to some of the people who saw him last.

Join Randle as he reviews Parasite and Dead Mans Shoes. Along side this he's chatting shit like what he always does and Ken sing you his song "The Sun Shines Out Of Your Arsehole".

Randle recommends comes from Chris off of Weird Thing About That Podcast.

Apple:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/weird-thing-about-that/id1587494858

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/show/64AZ0wb9JvCynLJfqQffee?si=7d56b6f2e0784b03

Join Randle Parker as he reviews the Hitchcock classic Rear Window from 1954 and the not so classic from 2008 The Happening.

There are also emails, a couple of film facts, a film face off and the return of the universally hated section "Randle Smells Bullshit".

This weeks Randle Recommends if from Planty off of 100 Things we Learned From Film. Why not give it a go by clicking on one of the links below.

https://open.spotify.com/show/7rctfgnmDQGi5HTuuBX372?si=291ad61f9cab4385

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/100-things-we-learned-from-film/id1537556272

Join Randle as he reviews The Bicycle Thief (1948) and Snatched (2017). He also tells us of tales of a fist fight at the Tesco Express.

This weeks Randle Recommends comes from Joe from the Hallmark of Greatness podcast, if you'd prefer to listen to that then here are the links.

https://open.spotify.com/show/573AhfAtl32oJLStfxwDoS

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/hallmark-of-greatness/id1548205539

Join Randle now that he has regained control of his bowels and listen to him he review the films Spencer and Free Guy.