Random Ass Radio

Jon spins some Pearl Jam for Ryan's birthday and gets poisoned by a cat. He slowly succumbs to You Will Get Yours Echo, Happy Birthday Ryan, Why We Shotgun A Beer On Our Birthday, You Can't Torture Animals, Clicky, I'm White, Send Me Some Tickets, Feline Venom, Who's Dildo Is That, Day 12, I Gots Lots Of Songs, I'll Shakily Stand By It, Convince Me, Day 15, and Much More!

Jon plays some Fu Manchu for Loyal Listener David and has a case of the blahs. A lot of it was caused by Mowing, More F*cking Blah, Don't "The Sh*t Out Of" Things, Bl*wjob Day, Grandma Dorothy, Boogie Van, Moustache, The Tight Beard, Blue Tile Fever, Cocktails, Court, Ninkasi, Godd*mmit David, I'm Sorry, and Much More!

Jon plays some Meat Loaf for Marina and shares his sure fire recipe for meatloaf. This all includes A Manic Bllsh*t Intro, My World Famous Meatloaf Recipe, The Ingredients, The Method, The Tomato Gravy, My Favorite, Gravy Is Patience, I F*cked Up, Meatloaf Three Way, Playboy Jokes, The Guy Before You Was, and Much More!

Jon plays some Gram Parsons for Ethan and then can't adequately describe what happened. It had something to do with Quitting The Cigarettes, It's Your Day Ethan, Yuri, I've Been Doing It Wrong, Ninkasi, Gram's Death, More Ninkasi, Changes, Madison, Gram Again, Mowing, Going On Forever, and Much More!

Jon spends an exhausting F*ck You Friday playing Tyler, The Creator for John. It was 18 tracks of Jon Not John, Cramps, Proud A*sholes, Texas, Early Promiscuity, Anti-Spankers, Lost In Space, The Hot Ass South, Neo-Nazis, Douglas Adams, My Giant Penis, Long Rap Albums, Thanks John, Fanboys, Poor Yuri, Mexican Food, and Much More!

Jon plays the Tune Yards for Bridgette and reads aloud from some 1970's smut he has found. This all included Backside Brutality, The Foreward, Your Grandma, Tom And Mary, George And Sally, If I'm Going To Take It, Yuri, Don't Do Anal, That Butterknife, George Is Out Of Control, Burning Butthole, Jesus This Is F*cked, Godd*mmit Sally, I Gotta Know How This Ends, and Much More!

Jon plays some Yes for Chad and just kinda wanders around like Grandpa. He mutters to himself about My Poor Twisted Balls, F*cked Up And Forgot Chad, Divorced Dad, #MarijuanaIsMurder, Meteor Gawd, The Website, 38 Crayons, and Much More!

Jon gets down and dirty on a F*ck You Friday as he plays Tyler some Orange Goblin. This episode contains one, or more, of the following: Menstrual Cramps, Pinkeye, Cocaine, LSD, Scott, Tara, Things Being Bad For You, The Need For F*ck Yous, Charolette's Web, Colored Pencils, Periwinkle, Christian, Sad Funerals, and Much More!

Jon experiences more lost time while playing Father John Misty for Shelly. What he does remember is The Middle Ages, I Choked On An Eel, 1000 Ways To Die, What The Hell Was That, Motherf*cker, Eating Grass, This Show, Let Us Pray, Asthma, Yuri, Bee Stings, I'm Sorry, and Much More!

Jon plays a little Jazz for Loyal Listener Miles and gets all worked up over geese. He also rolls along on F*ck You Pillow, Sh*t Smells, Zelda Is The F*cking Princess, Ecajulating Feathers, Nope Can't Hold That Accent, Quit Decorating With Geese, Decorate With Garbage, Lawn Ornaments, Sorry Miles, The Light Switch Cover, I Killed A Goose, Get Up On The Damn Porch, Yuri, Chirrun, and Much More!