Random Ass Radio

Jon and Fitzy get to know just exactly what makes Fitzy tick in this Black Keys episode. They also manage to discuss Snow Storms, Mexicans, Let's Get To Know Fitzy, Navy Dad, Colored Poop, Tom's River, Henry, Fuck That Genie, Quit Unfriending Fitzy, Smells Like Urine, and Much More!

Jon and Marina bring you a decidedly pastel newscast generously seasoned with whimsical scat reference. They also squeeze out some Pants On Fire, Pink Poop, Vaping Is For Douchebags, F*ck Peeps, Pink Canadian Water, Sharknados, Driving A Stick, Carjackers, Reading On Purpose, and Much More!

Jon plays another request he has never heard before and Kurt Vile leaves him feeling, doggone it, nonplussed. He does manage to hold forth on Thanks Bev, Sweeping The Sand Valley Tourney, Pulled Pork, Twitter, Really, Trash Talking, and Much More!

Calamity lemons strike the Random Ass Radio Radio Network and Jon makes musical lemonade. He also tries his best to self-analyze his bad mood, shares his recipe for pulled pork, and Much More!

Jon and Ryan wrap up their Steven Trilogy in over the top, awe inspired, Spielbergian fashion. They also need a bigger boat because of Steven Or Steve, Munich, Warhorse, A.I., War Of The Worlds, Catch Me If You Can, Lincoln, Bridge Of Spies, and Much More!

Jon spins a Turn of the Century Rapsterpiece, Nigga Please, by none other than Ol' Dirty Bastard. He also Thanks Ray and Creates Balance with Full Sentences, Don't Sh*t Yourself, Use The Right Fingers, Color Inside The Lines, Sleep In Your Own Bed, Wipe That Nose, Tie Your Shoes, and Much More!

Jon slams in to a perennial punk pièce de résistance, The Dead Kennedys' - Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables. He also gets all cerebral and sh*t about Thank You Azir, The Draft, Quit Hating Groups Of Things, Scars, Your Emotions, Tony Hawk II, Hoarders, Punk Or Emo, What Are You Azir, and Much More!

Jon, Zack, and Kendra tackle a postscript to the America Trilogy in ten patriotic tracks. They also sing the praises of Bottled Swiss Air, Kendra's Eardrum, Jon's Filthy Rap Lyric, Zack Does NOT Have His Penis Out, The Lawndale Bird Monster, Punk Music, Umbrella Man, Strong Beer, Welcome To Cleveland, Weed Gyms, and Much More!

Jon and Fitzy wrap up the Random Ass Radio American Trilogy in the weirdest way possible. They also make a lot of noise about Tom's River NJ, Witches, 50 States Of Weird, Michael Bolton, Loud Ass Kitchen Construction, Jon Bon Jovi, The 90's, Baseball, Weird Or Not Weird, So Much Coughing, and Much More!

Jon and Marina, due to unforseen circumstances, are unable to do an episode of Random Ass News. Thank the Gawds they were able to do The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys, Windy, A** Eating, Dog Talk, Why No News, Tom Brady, Marina Actually Talks About The Music, My Brother, Fat Shaming Trump, and Much More!