Jon wishes you all a super happy and safe Groundhog Day in the best way he knows how. He also Jizzlobber's it up over F*ck Tom Brady, Total Gran Mal F*ck Ups, The Groundhog Day Tree, The Holiday Meal, Jon's Secret Groundhog Day Dry Rub, Make Every Day Groundhog Day, and Much More!

Jon and Ryan tell you all why they love Steven Spielberg in part one of a three part love fest. They also discuss Duel, Gallagher, Jaws, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Why The Whip, E.T., The Color Purple, Empire Of The Sun, Junior, and Much More!!!

Jon tries to start off and remain sour while playing A Tribe Called Quest's Low End Theory. It didn't work. He also tried to curmudgeon Thank You Jen, Unemployment, Choosing How You React, Masaya Nakamura, Buh Boop Beep, How Do You Self Medicate, Skypager, Awkward Outros, and Much More!

Jon pays tribute Bob Dylan while fighting off the hexes and curses hurled from a score of angry Wiccans. He also tells you how it does feel about Thanks Marina, Bewitched, Farts, Candy, A Lot Of Talk About Marinas Vagina, and Much More!

Jon and Randy discuss America and all her glory while consuming an incredible amount of cheap beer. They also hold forth on Edward Forty Hands, Leopald (Leonard) Ameriqua, Quit F*cking Up My Facebook Feed, Don't Have Sex With Dogs, Crest Tube D*cks, Post Apocalyptic Nipples, Blood Tears, and Much MORE!!!

Jon rips through Korn's 1994 debut album while waiting for Taco Bell and telling you all to just hang in there. He also bangs his head to Thanks Dennis, XXL Grilled Stuft Beef Burritos, Neural Pathways, Chew With Your Mouth Closed, Bullying, F*ck You Wayne, High School Will End, Faget, and Much More!

Jon finds himself ready to rip Friday a new a**hole after hearing High In Fire's Luminiferous. He is also ready to wail on Metal Singers, Doing Your Own research, Thanks Mina, Track Lengths, Had To Go Get Beer, Nobody Is Any Better Than You, Hot For Glasses And A Stocking Cap, and Much More!

Jon kicks out the jams with a great Bouncing Souls album and discovers how to fix Trump along the way. He also rail grinds on Jackass, Tony Hawk, If I Could Go Back, Miss Blanco, Thanks Kendra, The Belt, Lying, F*ck You Missus Lance, and Much More!

Jon blares The Stooges' 1970 classic, Fun House and decides to accept The Stooges as his lord and saviour. He also opens a jar of peanut butter on Iggy and Tom, A Great Wednesday Band, I'm So Passed Out, Original Sin, Randy Is My Pass Out Buddy, Pinatas, Cough Syrup, and Much More!

Jon wallows in cynical angst and self-doubt while Buddy Guy and Junior Wells Play the Blues. He also grapples with Being Tired Of Sh*t, The Train, Not Giving A F*ck, Maybe It's Me, Cough Syrup, Thanks Philip, Harmonica, Torture, Whiskey, Words Will Not Hurt You, and Much More!