It was a game that seemed normal so far on November 7th. It was but a routine game between Leeds United and Crystal Palace in the Premier League.
Striker Patrick Bamford was pointing with his hand to where he wanted the pass to equalize against Palace. The through ball came in, and Bamford’s diagonal run and a wonderful chip had evened out the game, 1-1.
Or so they thought.
As Wikipedia defines it, the rule called “offside” in soccer, or football, is a law that states that a player is in an offside position if any of their body parts, except the hands and arms, are in the opponents’ half of the pitch, and closer to the opponents’ goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent (the last opponent is usually, but not necessarily, the goalkeeper).
And so Patrick Bamford’s goal was promptly disallowed since he was in an offside position.
The machine they had used to determine if he was offside was supposed to be a revolutionary piece of work that would prevent such incidents like Maradona’s Hand of God from ever happening. The machine recorded, from various angles of the pitch, footage, with which could be determined offside or not.
Bamford’s arm was pointing towards where he wanted it. Though his arm was past the second-to-last defender, the arms are not included in the rule, as one cannot score with the arms or the hands. So moving away from the arms, excluding them, was there any other part of him past the defender?
VAR thought so. Standing for Video Assistant Referee, this was the machine that was supposed to clear up, as Wikipedia once again states, “clear and obvious errors” and “serious missed incidents”.
Not very many people thought this was “clear and obvious” or “serious and missed”. The reason for this was, excluding his arm, there was a bit of him offside. And so they measured from his armpit. The preposterous thing is, neither can you score with your armpit, but the rules only exclude the arms and hands.
This is not the only incident. In fact, in nearly every game, things like this pop up. It has gotten ridiculous enough from the new FIFA rules that a team can score by kicking the ball at someone’s arm. People can be centimeters offside and still be revoked of their goal, and others can be given goals for nothing.
Though VAR was meant to do good, it has turned to the dark side, casting off its purpose to fix errors that humans cannot fix and becoming something that enforces large consequences on the slightest of misdemeanors.