Random Shit Show With Leslie & Michelle

Since at least mid-2019, internet sleuths, called Haylor Murder Truthers, believe songs released by Taylor Swift and Harry Styles secretly communicate the pair's unintentional vehicular homicide of a homeless man. The theory came to Michelle's attention since TSwift released her second album of 2020 "Evermore" with the song "No Body, No Crime" featuring HAIM is a true crime banger.

In this episode, Leslie talks shit about how to survive (literally) the holiday season in the time of Corona by keeping a safe social distance during Thanksgiving.

In the parking lot, Michelle and Leslie discuss why it's important to turn off the camera during virtual meetings, especially when masturbating.

In this episode, Michelle talks about the history of the Bell Witch. Leslie and Michelle decide they would have been friends with Kate Batts, the woman rumored to have caused the haunting.

Leslie was inspired by the loss of a very old apple tree in Vancouver, Wash., after hearing a story on NPR. The centuries-old tree led to a discussion of apple trees and the breadth of the family Rosaceae, which covers the entire globe and includes everything from apples and blackberries to roses and hawthorns. In the parking lot this week, Leslie and Michelle discuss how being in JROTC doesn't make students conservative, rather into two flaming liberals.

Leslie and Michelle are back from quarantine, having given up on staying alive, to bring you all you never wanted to know about pink flamingos, both the lawn ornament and the cult classic movie. This episode starts a slight format change. To keep the episodes shorter, we are going to rotate topics.

In this episode that was recorded before the global pandemic, Leslie discusses what integrity means to her and Michelle talks about what it was like to grow up to be a dyslexic writer.

In this episode, Leslie and Michelle process the prospect of sheltering in place by doing what they do best. Research and talking shit. Michelle learned too much about the Black Plague and Leslie looked at self-care in this time of crisis.

In this episode, Michelle womansplains Mansplaining, which is explaining things to people who already know what you're talking about. Leslie takes on one of her favorite soapbox subjects Walkability.

In the second episode of The Random Shit Show, Leslie and Michelle discuss little-known facts about Truck Nutz (with a Z) and the proliferation of Pumpkin Spice seasonings. Some highlights of the show are bespoke truck nutz, the Faux Nads War of 2009, and alternate Pumpkin Spice products, like White Claw and Spam.

Leslie was less than impressed with the logo for the 2020 Republican National Convention, which was released on Aug. 1. Michelle was overly impressed with musical canine freestyle training, a.k.a., dog dancing.