Random Stuff

Phil, Willie, Jase and Si were able to take over the world with a mere duck call, if they can do it, Doof can do better... prepare for the DOOF DYNASTY!!!

Everyone is so proud of Ashton Kutcher and his inspirational speech at that award show, but I think that during the flood of adulations and congratulations we're forgetting something much more important: ME. I intend to correct this grievous error with my own special awards show: THE DOOF CHOICE AWARDS!

Hey Doofions! I was feeling generous this morning so I decided to answer a few of your questions in the comment section. What can I say? I'm a giver.

Watch out PLANKING, TWERKING and HARLEM SHAKING! Here comes the latest nonsensical internet trend of the minute: DOOFING!

It's our 600th episode (that's a lie) and to celebrate I have a (less than) spectacular surprise for all you faithful Doof-ions! Trust me, you'll love it (probably not).

Hey Doof-ions! Your fearless and incomprehensibly handsome overlord has discovered a trendy, shiny, new web-thingie that only super-cool internet insiders know about: THE FACE BOOK. Let me tell you all about it...

Not to be an internet hipster or anything, but I just have to say that I was already dressing like a fox and Eurodancing in the woods WAY before it was cool...

Funny thing I noticed at the store the other day: suddenly Christmas decorations are, like, EVERYWHERE. What's with that? We haven't even gotten to Thanksgiving and we're already skipping to the next over-priced, massively-mechandised, consumer-obsessed cultural holiday: it's PRE-CHRISTMAS, everyone! The Christmas before the ACTUAL Christmas...

So everyone is up in arms about this thing called "VINE." I don't get what the big deal is. What can you really say in only 6 seconds of video? Well — as it turns out — not a lot.

WHAZUP INTERNET! Do you like movies like Twilight? Divergent? Hunger Games? Well, then you have TERRIBLE taste in movies! But, that's okay, because there are a TON of you, so I might as well jump on the bandwagon...