Hey, it's me. I'm currently stuck at the radio station because the garage is being blocked off by a truck full of pumpkins. I have been here 9 hours. I'm surly. I'm hungry. My wife is going to chop my balls off when I get home because she's hungry. My dog is probably miserable.

Also, Joe Burrow is one of the few football players who honestly gets it.

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