Trump's behavior at the presidential debate was the look of an extremely desperate man. R. Kelly can't sleep. A man is charged with breaking a cop's hand after the cop punched him in the head. Ford recalls 700,000 cars and trucks. That Whitney Houston hologram is back. Man gets carjacked on Facebook Live. A teacher threatened to kick a student off of Zoom class. Breonna Taylor's autopsy report is out. Joe Montana and his wife are heroes. There's a brain-eating amoeba in Texas.

COVID-19 is a joke to some. But not most. Michael Jordan has a new sports team. They're naming a street after George Floyd. Deion Sanders is now "Coach Prime." Magic Johnson gets a restraining order on a man that wants money. A man ate his girlfriend AFTER he killed her. Lillie White gets fired for supporting Black Lives Matter. Candace Owens is getting dragged. Literally. Jane Fonda once skinny-dipped with Michael Jackson. LeBron James' son posted a picture of him smoking weed. Man that shot and killed a BLM protester killed himself.

Parents in Massachusetts let their child go to school knowing they had COVID-19. The president's town hall turned out about how you'd expect. Election board tells poll workers to lie. A man gets booted from Disney World for refusing to wear a mask. Chris Rock says it's Democrats fault that the pandemic is where it is. Attorney General Barr is an idiot. Son visits family with dismembered woman in his suitcases. When you retire and then get fired, how does your pension get affected?

Joe Budden loves his dog. Maybe too much. Who autograph's a bible? Trump has no love for soldiers. He also told a complete lie about COVID-19. Dr. Dre's wife breaks down why she needs $2 million a month in temporary support. R. Kelly tries for the sixth time to get pout of jail. They're apparently draining the swamp in Rochester, N.Y. A woman in New Orleans didn't like being evicted. Rapper Boosie has $100,000 for Mark Zuckerberg if he does him a solid. No Halloween in Los Angeles this year. Guess what happened to a religious leader who blames same-sex marriage for COVID-19? Jane Fonda regrets not smashing what R&B legend? Who's here for Rachel Dolezal 2.0?

What prosecutors allegedly tried to do in Breonna Taylor's case is disgusting. There's a petition to remove a Confederate statue and replace it with one of Chadwick Boseman. Thea Vidale doesn't much care for Brandy. Niecy Nash went and got herself a wife. George Floyd's murderer wants charges dismissed. Toni Braxton wants you to know she should have had more sex when she was younger. Sean King got dragged for, well..... Woman admits slapping African American boy but denies using a slur. Do not put your Tesla on auto pilot and then watch a movie. Never. A man called 911 to report a burglary but was told cops were too busy.

The Republican National Convention is a total s*** storm. We've got receipts. The Jacob Blake shooting by police that left him paralyzed has now included a vigilante that killed two protesters. Tennessee governor comes for voting rights of protesters. There was a march to free R. Kelly. Tragedy has swallowed up "Sweetie Pies." Usain Bolt tests positive for COVID-19. Kevin Hart already had COVID-19. KFC lays of their slogan. A 20-year old woman about to be embalmed wakes up. Jerry Falwell Jr., his wife and the pool boy - freaky deaky. Jaheim is team Trump. Nudist resort has mask mandate. Woman gets a really bad eviction letter. Baseball player takes a 105 mph line drive to the groin. It turns out the Postmaster General has absolutely no clue what's going on. A woman beats her dad for excessive flatulence.

Now that Kamala Harris is Joe Biden's VP pick, the world will watch as America tries to assassinate Senator Harris' character. Jam Master Jay's killers have been found. Michelle Obama came for the president at the DNC. Absentee ballots in N.C., have Trump's picture on them. A woman got shot with a BB gun for trying to remove a Trump sign. The Washington Football Team makes history, good history. Apparently it doesn't take a high I.Q., to be R. Kelly's manager. A restaurant is catching it for making customers weigh in. Dolly Parton is down with Black Lives Matter. NFL rookie got cut for trying to sneak a woman into the team hotel. Rapper Boosie loses his Instagram. A woman woke up from surgery with her hair braided. Did Viola Davis buy the house she was born in? A sheriff in Florida had his side-piece arrested. A woman may have been jacked for her baby. It looks like Trump may be kinky. REAL kinky.

Trump actually got laughed at when he floated the idea of being put on Mt. Rushmore. D.L. Hughley says Kanye West is "conveniently mentally ill." RIP to Uncle Woody. It's a felony to throw hands over refusing to wear a mask in Illinois. Dress code in effect for students taking on line classes. Deion Sanders being dragged for the truth. Simon Cowell shows off and had to have back surgery. Man being held for murder released because of COVID. Guess what he did? Those executive orders Trump issued mean nothing. Absolutely nothing. Throw out the onions at home and everything onion-y.Hungry men love big boobs. The Georgia high school picture that went viral because students were crammed in a hallway without masks has to shut down because of COVID-19. Oprah bought 26 billboards in Louisville. Southwest Airlines ain't wiping everything down on their planes anymore.

Michelle Obama told Barack why she fell for him. Odell Beckham Jr., thinks the NFL should cancel the season. The Denver Broncos apparently have solved the pandemic. Shoes describe as "N-word," brown are pulled from Amazon. Too much cocaine caused a plane to crash. A man killed a Burger King employee because they were taking too long. The Aurora, CO., police screw up - again. Trump had NO love for John Lewis. Trump also can't say "Yosemite." Dunkin Donuts employee accused of spitting in cops coffee. Who's using a vibrator as part of a beauty regimen. Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson took Viagra before every game. Snoop Dogg says Master P saved his life.

The president wants all the shine. Slip N Slide is now in play. Kyrie Irving is a BAWSE. Ask the WNBA. The woman that set a Jeep on fire - she's charged. Kanye apologizes to Kim. Arkansas senator says slavery was a "necessary evil." That swastika mask wearing couple are banned from Walmart - for a year. Grocery worker protects herself from an anti-masker and gets suspended. House party in New Jersey turns into COVID-19 for 20 teenagers. Eminem is stressing about Mariah Carey's book. Mike Tyson will fight Roy Jones Jr. Dude puts his knee on a baby's neck. A high school in Virginia renames the school in honor of John Lewis. The chief justice that wrote the Dred Scott decision in 1857, is done. Baron Trump's school is staying closed over COVID-19. But they want to send our kids back to school.